1.你知道世界上最冷的地方是哪吗？南极？北极？不，没有你的地方。
1. Do you know the coldest place in the world? The South Pole? The North Pole? No, it’s nowhere without you.
2.你是属什么的？我属龙的，不，你是属于我的。
2. What’s your zodiac sign? I’m a Dragon, no, you belong to me.
3.可以给我借个吻吗？我保证会还给你的。
3. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back to you.
4.你有创可贴吗？刚刚为你倾倒时磕伤了膝盖。
4. Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
5.咱俩友情到头了……该发展成爱情了。
5. Our friendship has come to an end… It’s time to develop into love.
6.我是九你是三，除了你还是你。
6. I am nine, and you are three; besides you, it’s still you.
7.你闻到什么味道了吗？没有啊，怎么你一出来空气都是甜的了。
7. Do you smell something? No, the air is sweeter when you’re around.
8.猜猜我的心在哪边？左边错了，在你那边。
8. Guess which side my heart is on? The left side? Wrong, it’s on your side.
9.我发觉你今天有点怪，怪好看的。
9. I noticed something strange about you today: you look incredibly good.
10.如果你不怕麻烦的话，可以麻烦喜欢我一下吗？
10. If it’s not too much trouble, could you please like me?
11.我有个九个亿的项目想跟你单独谈谈。
11. I have a nine hundred million dollar project I’d like to discuss with you privately.
12.你知道我为什么会感冒吗？因为见到你就没有抵抗力呀，我爱你。
12. Do you know why I caught a cold? Because I have no resistance when I see you, I love you.
13.想试试我的草莓味唇膏吗？
13. Would you like to try my strawberry-flavored lipstick?
14.我想去取一下东西，你等一下。我来娶你。
14. I’d like to pick something up, wait a moment. I’m coming to marry you.
15.我一点也不想你，一点半再想。
15. I don’t miss you at all, I’ll miss you at half past.
16.无聊的时候多想想我，不要浪费时间，知道吗？
16. When you’re bored, think of me more, don’t waste time, okay?
17.这辈子跟我在一起吧，不行我就等等，再不行的话，我就想想别的办法。
17. Spend your whole life with me, if not, I’ll wait; if that doesn’t work, I’ll think of another way.
18.你是心你是肝你是我的四分之三。
18. You are my heart, my liver, and three-fourths of me.
19.你为什么要害我？害你什么？害我那么喜欢你。
19. Why did you hurt me? What did you hurt? You made me like you so much.
20.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
20. Mo Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, none of them are better than chatting with you.
21.你的脸上有点东西，有什么？有点漂亮。
21. There’s something on your face, what is it? It’s beauty.
22.你猜我喜欢什么制服，被你制服。
22. Can you guess what kind of uniform I like? Your charm征服.
23.我觉得你特像一款游戏，我的世界。
23. I think you’re like a video game, my world.
24.刚刚地震了吗？没有啊，那为什么看到你，我心头一震。
24. Did we just experience an earthquake? No? Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?
25.以后早点睡，为什么？目前我还养不起国宝。
25. Go to bed early, why? Currently, I can’t afford to keep a national treasure.
26.现在几点了？点，不，是我们幸福的起点。
26. What time is it now? It’s point, no, it’s the starting point of our happiness.
27.我生在南方，活在南方，栽在你手里，总算是去过不一样的地方。
27. I was born in the south, lived in the south, and fell into your hands, finally having been to a different place.
28.你可以帮我个忙么？什么忙？帮忙快点爱上我。
28. Can you do me a favor? What favor? Help me fall in love with you faster.
29.莫文蔚的阴天，孙燕姿的雨天，周杰伦的晴天，都不如你和我聊天。
29. Mo Wenwei’s cloudy day, Stefanie Sun’s rainy day, Jay Chou’s sunny day, none of them are as good as chatting with you.
30.我手上划了一道口子你也划一条吧 这样咱俩就是两口子了。
30. I have a cut on my hand, you should make one too, so we can be “two mouths” (a couple).
31.你的笑容没有酒，我却醉的像条狗。
31. Your smile has no alcohol, yet I’m as drunk as a dog.
32.你是方便面我是白开水，今生今世我泡定你了。
32. You’re instant noodles, and I’m boiled water; I’m determined to “soak” you in this life.
33.大年三十晚上的鞭炮再响，也没有我想你那么想。
33. No matter how loud the firecrackers are on New Year’s Eve, they can’t compare to how much I miss you.
34.你知道你和猴子什么区别吗” “一个住在山洞，一个住在我心里”
34. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? One lives in a cave, and the other lives in my heart.
35.你会弹吉他吗？为什么拨动了我的心弦。
35. Can you play the guitar? Why have you touched my heartstrings?
36.你们那边家乡话的我喜欢你 怎么说？
36. How do you say “I like you” in your hometown dialect?
37.你忙归忙，什么时候有空娶我啊。
37. You’re busy, but when will you have time to marry me?
38.你这种人！我除了恋爱没什么和你好谈的。
38. You, this kind of person! Apart from falling in love, I have nothing else to talk to you about.
39.这是我的手背，这是我的脚背，你是我的宝贝。
39. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, and you are my baby.
40.只有自己跟自己过得太久了人才会渴望爱情，也才有资格获得爱情。
40. Only those who have been alone for too long can yearn for love and are qualified to receive it.
41.“既然你把我的心已经弄乱了，那你打算什么时候来弄乱我的床？”
41. “Since you’ve already messed with my heart, when do you plan to mess with my bed?”
42.在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气。
42. It took all my luck to meet you in this fleeting life.
43.三十晚上的鞭炮再响，都没有我想想你那么想
43. The firecrackers on the 30th night are not as loud as how much I miss you.
44.我真很花心，喜欢每一天你和每一个你。
44. I’m really fickle; I like every day with you and every version of you.
45.我最近有点忙，忙什么，忙着喜欢你。
45. I’ve been quite busy lately, busy with what? Busy with liking you.
46.“面对你，我不仅善解人意，我还善解人衣。”
46. “Facing you, I’m not only good at understanding people, but also good at undressing them.”
47.我怀疑你的本质是一本书，不然为什么让我越看越想睡。
47. I suspect that your nature is a book, or why do you make me want to sleep more and more when I look at you?
48.近朱者赤，近你者甜。
48. Being close to a red dye, one becomes red; being close to you, one becomes sweet.
49.我以为开学前见你一面，到学校后就不会想你。
49. I thought seeing you before the start of school would prevent me from thinking of you, but I was wrong.
50.你闻到空气中有烧焦的味道吗？那是我的心在为你燃烧。
50. Do you smell the burnt scent in the air? That’s my heart burning for you.
51.你知不知道为什么我怕你？”“不知道”“因为我怕老婆。
51. Do you know why I’m afraid of you? “I don’t know.” “Because I’m afraid of my wife.”
52.你知道我喜欢喝什么吗？ 呵护你。
52. Do you know what I like to drink? Nurturing you.
53.既然你已经把我的心弄乱了，那么你准备什么时候来弄乱我的床。
53. Since you’ve already messed with my heart, when are you going to mess with my bed?
54.你知道你和星星的区别吗？星星点亮了黑夜，而你点亮了我的心。
54. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, while you light up my heart.
55.你能不能别说话了。”“我没有啊。”“那为什么我满脑子都是你的声音。
55. Can you stop talking? “I wasn’t talking.” “Then why is your voice all I can hear in my mind?”
56.你的嘴真好看，特别适合说我爱你。
56. Your lips look so good, perfect for saying “I love you.”
57.我看你挺笨的吹口哨都不会，要不要我嘴对嘴教你。
57. You’re really clumsy; you can’t even whistle. Shall I teach you mouth-to-mouth?
58.你是可爱的男孩，我是可爱。
58. You are a lovely boy, and I am lovely.
59.你以后走路能不能看着点啊，都撞在我心上了。
59. Can you watch where you’re going in the future? You’ve already bumped into my heart.
60.我可以不为别人难过，但你不是别人，你是我的人。
60. I can be indifferent to others’ sorrows, but you are not others; you are my person.
61.你眼瞎吗？撞在我的心口上了。
61. Are you blind? You bumped into my heart.
62.下次见面敲你一下，为什么？因为你，敲好看。
62. Next time I see you, I’ll knock on you. Why? Because you, knock good-looking.
63.我想要去看一看你下辈子的命簿，看你下辈子娶到哪家，我便投胎到那家。
63. I want to take a look at your destiny in the next life, to see which family you will marry, and I will be reborn into that family.
64.做腻了可爱的女孩子，我有点想做你的太太。
64. I’m tired of being a cute girl; I want to be your wife.
65.想说些漂亮的话哄你，但想来想去最漂亮的只有你。
65. I want to say some beautiful words to coax you, but after thinking about it, the most beautiful thing is only you.
66.房产证写你名字，我妈会游泳，难产保大，余生多指教。
66. The property deed will have your name on it, my mom can swim, save the big one in case of difficult labor, and please guide me for the rest of my life.
67.你给我的备注是什么啊？” “一行。” “为什么啊？” “因为干一行，爱一行
67. What’s my备注 for you? “One line.” “Why?” “Because one profession, one love.”
68.你像一个人，我的女人。
68. You are like a person, my woman.
69.你的口红我包了，但以后记得每天还我一点点。
69. I’ll cover your lipstick, but remember to give me a little bit back every day.
70.你妈没教过你什么是礼尚往来吗？我喜欢你你必须嫁给我。
70. Didn’t your mom teach you about reciprocity? I like you, and you must marry me.
71.做什么都十拿九稳，就差你一吻。
71. I’m confident in everything I do, except for your kiss.
72.如果有一天你被困在了一个红色的房子里，那里没有窗也没有门，别怕，那是在我心里。
72. If one day you are trapped in a red house with no windows or doors, don’t be afraid, that’s because you are in my heart.
73.讲真的你未对我半分好，偏巧这感情疯长似野草。
73. Honestly, you haven’t been kind to me at all, but this feeling grows like wild grass.
74.算命的说我旺夫，你要不要验证一下？
74. The fortune teller said I’m good for my husband, do you want to verify it?
75.你爸爸一定是个小偷，把天上的星星偷下来，放到你的眼里。
75. Your dad must be a thief, stealing stars from the sky and putting them in your eyes.
76.最近老是头晕，你知道是什么原因吗？不知道因为爱情使人头晕。
76. I’ve been feeling dizzy lately, do you know why? It’s because love makes people dizzy.
77.不要抱怨，抱我。
77. Don’t complain, hug me.
78.“我肯定是盐吃多了。”“啊？”“不然怎么总是闲的想你啊~！”
78. “I must have eaten too much salt.” “Huh?” “Otherwise, why am I always thinking of you when I’m idle?!”
79.我只是喜欢你，我没有恶意。
79. I just like you, and I have no ill intentions.
80.吃烧烤是先考海鲜还是烤肉烤肉先考虑你
80. When eating barbecue, should I consider seafood or grilled meat first? I should consider you first.
81.像我这么好的女生，以后也不知道便宜了谁。
81. A girl as wonderful as me, I wonder who will be lucky enough to have me in the future.
82.我要超级酷，但是如果你和我聊天的话，我可以不酷那么一小会儿。
82. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I can not be cool for a little while.
83.我对你的爱，就像拖拉机上山，轰轰烈烈……
83. My love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, vigorous and intense…
84.“你这么完美，就是有一个缺点。”“什么缺点？”“缺点我”
84. “You’re so perfect, but there’s one flaw.” “What flaw?” “The flaw is me.”
85.我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。
85. I think you must be very busy, so just look at the first three words.
86.你喜欢喝水吗？那你已经喜欢上%的我了
86. Do you like water? Then you already like 50% of me.
87.“你以后走路能不能看着点啊。”“非要撞在我心上。”
87. “Can you watch where you’re walking in the future?” “I have to bump into my heart.”
88.我这么喜欢吃伊利巧乐兹，只因为那句喜欢你，没道理。
88. I love eating Yili Qiaokerz so much, just because of the phrase “like you,” it makes no sense.
89.冬有板栗，夏有芒果，你知道四季有什么吗？有你。
89. In winter, there are chestnuts; in summer, there are mangoes. Do you know what all seasons have? They have you.
90.“我有一个人生建议会让你受益一生哦！”“什么人生建议啊。”“这辈子和我在一起。”
90. “I have a life advice that will benefit you for a lifetime!” “What life advice?” “Spend your life with me.”
91.我想要很简单，时光还在，你还在。
91. I want it to be simple: time remains, and you remain.
92.我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
92. I like you so much, will it kill you to like me back just a little?
93.我的愿望，就是希望你的愿望里，也有我。
93. My wish is that in your wishes, there is also a place for me.
94.我想你，也想睡你，更想睡醒有你。
94. I miss you, I want to sleep with you, and even more, I want to wake up with you.
95.你以后走路能不能看着点啊？非要撞在我心上。
95. Can you watch where you’re walking in the future? You just have to bump into my heart.
96.任何为人称道的美丽，不及我第一次遇见你。
96. No beauty praised by others can compare to the first time I met you.
97.我不相信永远的爱，因为我只会一天比一天更爱你！
97. I don’t believe in eternal love because I will love you more and more every day!
98.想和你喝酒是假的，余生都醉在你心头却是真的。
98. Wanting to drink with you is fake, but being intoxicated by you for the rest of my life is real.
99.我们都是世界上多余的人，但至少我们对于彼此都是这世界上最重要的人！
99. We are both superfluous people in the world, but at least we are the most important people to each other in this world!
100.这是车票，这是发票，你是我最最最可爱的女票。
100. This is a ticket, this is an invoice, and you are my cutest girlfriend.
1.“我以前有很多爱好，现在就剩一个了”“是什么呢？”“就是爱你”
1. “I used to have many hobbies, now I only have one left.” “What is it?” “Loving you.”
2.“有种手机省电的方式你知道是什么吗”“你在我身边”
2. “Do you know a way to save battery on a phone?” “Being by your side.”
3.你知道有什么整形医院比较好吗？我想整个心给你。
3. Do you know any good plastic surgery hospitals? I want to give you my whole heart.
4.“管好你的嘴”为什么？因为我随时都会有可能亲你。
4. “Mind your own business” Why? Because I might kiss you at any time.
5.“你肯定是开挂了”“不然你在我心里怎么会是满分”
5. “You must have cheated” “Otherwise, how could you be perfect in my heart?”
6.你知道你和星星的区别吗？星星在天上，你在我心里。
6. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart.
7.这是手心，这是笔芯，你是我的小甜心。
7. This is the palm of my hand, this is the core of a pen, and you are my little sweet heart.
8.石头和你脑袋碰在一起谁痛？当然我的头痛了，不，是我心痛。
8. Who would feel pain when a rock and your head collide? Of course, my head hurts, but no, it’s my heart that aches.
9.这是果冻，这是树洞，你是我的心动。
9. This is jelly, this is a tree hole, and you are my heart’s flutter.
10.你有没有闻到什么烧焦的味道？那是我的心在燃烧。
10. Have you smelled something burning? That’s my heart on fire.
11.前半生到处浪荡，后半生为你煲汤。
11. In the first half of my life, I wandered around; in the second half, I’ll make soup for you.
12.别让我看见你，不然我见你一次，就喜欢你一次。
12. Don’t let me see you, or every time I see you, I’ll fall for you again.
13.你知道你像什么人吗？什么人?我的女人。
13. Do you know who you resemble? Who? My woman.
14.等下可以帮我洗一下东西吗？”“可以啊，洗什么？”“喜欢我。
14. “Can you help me wash something later?” “Sure, what is it?” “Like you.”
15.于万千人之中我也能一眼便认出你，因为别人走在路上，你走在我心上。
15. Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance because while others walk on the road, you walk in my heart.
16.“喜欢你是件很麻烦的事。”“但我偏偏喜欢找麻烦。”
16. “Liking you is such a troublesome thing.” “But I’m偏偏 fond of finding trouble.”
17.你是不是作弊了，那为什么你在我心里总是满分？
17. Did you cheat? Why are you always perfect in my heart?
18.我是九你是三，除了你还是你。
18. I am nine, and you are three; besides you, there’s still you.
19.每个人都有特别的小爱好， 比如我， 就特别喜欢你。
19. Everyone has their own special hobbies, like me, for example, I just adore you.
20.你最爱上谁的课？爱上你的每一刻。
20. Whose class do you love the most? Falling in love with every moment spent with you.
21.你是什么血型？A型。不，你是我的理想型。
21. What’s your blood type? Type A. No, you are my ideal type.
22.你喜欢那一天，跟你聊天。
22. Which day do you like? The day I chat with you.
23.你可以帮我买一包盐吗？为什么？因为我们的关系变淡了。
23. Can you buy me a pack of salt? Why? Because our relationship has become dull.
24.你去哪里呀？我去你心里。
24. Where are you going? To your heart.
25.你知道我喜欢什么衣服吗？我喜欢被你制服。
25. Do you know what kind of clothes I like? I like being dominated by you.
26.超人是正义联盟，钢铁侠是复仇者联盟，你跟我是什么联盟？海誓山盟。
26. Superman is in the Justice League, Iron Man is in the Avengers, what kind of alliance is between you and me? A pact of eternal love.
27.帮我一张火车票？去哪里？去你心里。
27. Help me buy a train ticket? Where to? To your heart.
28.你脸上有点东西，有什么？有点帅。
28. There’s something on your face, what is it? A bit handsome.
29.你知道我的缺点是什么吗？是缺点你。
29. Do you know what my flaw is? It’s lacking you.
30.猜猜我的心在哪边？左边。错了，在你那边。
30. Guess which side my heart is on? The left side. Wrong, it’s on your side.
31.现在几点了?(点)不，是我们幸福的起点。
31. What time is it now? (Point) No, it’s the starting point of our happiness.
32.其实当你对着我笑的时候，我真的很想把全世界都给你！
32. Actually, when you smile at me, I really want to give you the whole world!
33.你知道我最喜欢吃什么？什么？喜欢痴痴地看着你。
33. Do you know what my favorite food is? What? I like gazing at you foolishly.
34.你会谈吉他吗？不会。你为啥会拨动我的心弦？
34. Can you play the guitar? No. Why do you touch my heartstrings then?
35.我结婚你一定要来。为什么？没有新郎很尴尬啊！
35. You must come to my wedding. Why? It would be awkward without the groom!
36.你今天特别讨厌。为什么？讨人喜欢和百看不厌。
36. You are particularly annoying today. Why? Annoying in a likable and irresistibly charming way.
37.我发现你今天有点怪，为什么？怪可爱的。
37. I find you a bit strange today, why? Strangely cute.
38.其实你像猪，为什么？因为你是我的掌上明珠。
38. Actually, you are like a pig, why? Because you are my precious pearl in the palm of my hand.
39.你的文笔很好，为什么？因为你改写了我的人生。
39. Your writing is very good, why? Because you have rewritten my life.
40.你是什么星座，白羊座，那你是什么星座？为你量身定做。
40. What is your zodiac sign? Aries, then what is your zodiac sign? Custom-made for you.
41.我的眼睛有点疼，你帮我看一下是不是有什么东西？我的眼里全是你。
41. My eyes hurt a bit, could you help me check if there’s something in them? My eyes are full of you.
42.你脑子是不是进水了？没有，那里全部被你占据。
42. Is your brain flooded? No, it’s completely occupied by you.
43.你喜欢吃什么糖?我们的喜糖。
43. What kind of candy do you like? Our wedding candy.
44.今天你必须跟我谈谈？谈什么？谈恋爱。
44. You must talk to me today. About what? About love.
45.我有一件事，永远也不会。哪件事？不会离开你。
45. There’s one thing I’ll never do. What’s that? I’ll never leave you.
46.我觉得你长得像我一个亲戚。谁？我妈的女婿。
46. I think you look like a relative of mine. Who? My mother’s son-in-law.
47.你是不是喜欢我？找出这句话中重复的字。
47. Do you like me? Find the repeated character in this sentence.
48.你知道对我最重要的东西是什么吗，是这句话的第一个字。
48. Do you know what’s most important to me? It’s the first character in this sentence.
49.你现在不珍惜我，我告诉你，过了这个村，我在下个村等你。
49. If you don’t cherish me now, I’ll tell you, after this village, I’ll wait for you in the next village.
50.想吃甜的，但是我这里没有甜的。我就只好想想你了。
50. I want to eat something sweet
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