1.我和我的小伙伴都被热呆了。
1. My friends and I are stunned by the heat.
2.今天又有人死了，他叫热。
2. Someone else died today, his name was Heat.
3.宁可在空调房里哭，也不要在电风扇下笑!
3. I’d rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
4.天这么热，看见你，比包着西瓜用票儿挖起吃，都安逸!
4. The weather is so hot that seeing you is more comfortable than eating watermelon with a spoon wrapped in a ticket!
5.天气热的像个笑话，日子过得像句废话!
5. The weather is hot like a joke, and life is like a meaningless sentence!
6.天气热的让人烦躁，总是突如其来的暴雨也让人烦燥，一照镜子看见自己就烦燥。
6. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rain also makes people irritable. When I look in the mirror, I feel irritated.
7.你说，这么热的天，就不要穿得这么保守了!
7. You say, it’s so hot, don’t wear such conservative clothes!
8.路上遇到个陌生人，相视一笑，变熟人了!
8. I met a stranger on the road, we smiled at each other, and became acquaintances!
9.这天气，我和烤肉之间，只差一撮孜然，我和扇贝之间，只差一头大蒜!
9. In this weather, the difference between me and grilled meat is just a pinch of cumin, and the difference between me and scallops is just a clove of garlic!
10.这酷热，根本停不下来!
10. This scorching heat just won’t stop!
11.果断呆在空调屋死都不出来，然后备好充足的水。
11. I’ve decided to stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out, and then prepare plenty of water.
12.都说要等瓜熟蒂落，我真的渴望能够早一点卸货!真的受不了这炎热的夏天!太热了!
12. They say to wait for the ripe fruit to fall from the tree, but I really wish I could deliver early! I can’t stand this hot summer! It’s too hot!
13.拌个凉菜都得赶紧吃，要不一会就变麻辣烫了!
13. When making a cold dish, you have to eat it quickly, otherwise it will become spicy hot pot in a while!
14.这个天气约你出去吃饭的，一定是生死之交，谈的肯定都是终身大事!
14. If someone invites you out for a meal in this weather, they must be a close friend, and they must be discussing important matters of a lifetime!
15.这个天气，出来玩的都是抗日英雄。
15. In this weather, those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
16.无节操吐槽史上最惨夏天!小伙伴你油腻了吗?
16. Shameless complaints about the worst summer in history! Have you become greasy, my little friend?
17.我们呆在家里吧，人行道上都可以煎蛋了。
17. Let’s stay at home, as you can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
18.老天，你是要让所有人知道，这个夏天被火焰山承包了!
18. Heavens, you want everyone to know that this summer is monopolized by the Flame Mountain!
19.酷暑难耐，吾燥热异常，心亦烦闷。
19. The intense heat is unbearable, I am extremely irritable, and my heart is also troubled.
20.这么热的时候停水了我想去校长家洗澡。
20. When the water is cut off in such hot weather, I want to take a bath at the principal’s house.
21.我的肉身即将热死在重庆，我的灵魂将与你们同在。
21. My physical body is about to be scorched in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you all.
22.我若热死在重庆，兄弟们记得来收尸，辛苦你们了，棺材里一定要有空调。
22. If I die from the heat in Chongqing, brothers, remember to collect my body. Thank you for your hard work, and make sure there’s air conditioning in the coffin.
23.致我们终将热死的夏天!
23. To the summer we will eventually die from the heat!
24.受高温影响最大的是碰瓷行业，已进入全面停业!
24. The industry most affected by high temperatures is the porcelain-pawning industry, which has now entered a full shutdown!
25.盛夏的阳光真像蘸了辣椒水，坦荡荡的街上没有一块阴凉地。
25. The midsummer sunlight is like being dipped in chili water, with no shade on the open streets.
26.天气热得象蒸笼，人都快变成包子了。
26. The weather is so hot that people are almost turning into steamed buns.
27.特别提示：后羿因回家抱孩子所以不能按时出来射日，请大家做好避暑准备。
27. Special reminder: Houyi is unable to come out on time to shoot down the sun due to taking care of his child at home, so please be prepared to escape the heat.
28.躺在床上是红烧，加了席子是铁板烧，下床后是清蒸，出门去是烧烤，到游泳馆去被水煮，回来路上被生煎，回到家里还要回锅!
28. Lying in bed feels like being braised, with a mat it’s like iron板烧, getting out of bed is like steaming, going out feels like grilling, going to the swimming pool is like being boiled, and on the way back, being pan-fried. When I get home, I have to be reheated!
29.火辣辣的太阳撕开了大地的皮。
29. The scorching sun has torn the skin of the earth.
30.盛夏的阳光真像蘸了辣椒水，坦荡荡的街上没有一块阴凉地。
30. The midsummer sunlight is like being dipped in chili water, with no shade on the open streets.
31.夏天的天气热得像个蒸笼。
31. The summer weather is as hot as a steamer.
32.虽然我什么都没做，但还是汗流浃背。
32. Although I haven’t done anything, I’m still sweating profusely.
33.天气热得受不了，在仙人掌的阴影下也有华氏度。
33. The weather is unbearable due to the heat. Even under the shadow of a cactus, it’s still Fahrenheit degrees.
34.太阳像个老大老大的火球，光线灼人，公路被烈日烤得发烫，脚踏下去一步一串白烟。
34. The sun is like a huge fireball, its rays scorching people, and the highway is baked hot by the sun, with white smoke rising from each step.
35.七月的天气，太阳正毒，晒得人汗珠往下直滚。
35. In July, the sun is at its most toxic, causing people’s sweat to roll down continuously.
36.天气实在太热,买筐鸡蛋，到家变小鸡了!买个凉席，一睡变成电热毯了!路上遇到个陌生人，相视一笑，变熟人了!桌子太烫，麻将刚码好，居然糊了。
36. The weather is so hot that a basket of eggs turns into chicks when brought home! A mat becomes an electric blanket as soon as you sleep on it! You meet a stranger on the road, share a smile, and become acquaintances! The table is so hot that the mahjong tiles just placed on it actually fuse together.
37.这个天气，出来玩的都是抗日英雄。
37. In this kind of weather, those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
38.皇上，臣妾有一请求，你一定要答应，把臣妾打入冷宫吧。
38. Your Majesty, your concubine has a request, and you must agree. Please banish me to the cold palace.
39.这位凉席，你是电热毯派来的奸细吧。
39. This mat, are you a spy sent by the electric blanket?
40.我只是觉得这个符号很像有风吹过来，能让我凉快点，所以……
40. I just think this symbol looks like a breeze blowing, which could make me feel cooler, so…
41.我吃了一根玉米，一会就在我肚子里变成了爆米花，感觉爽透了。
41. I ate a corn cob, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach, feeling incredibly refreshed.
42.亲眼看到蚊子从空调房飞出的一瞬间，它身体冒烟，掉落在地上，像被射坠机的灰机。
42. I saw a mosquito flying out of an air-conditioned room, its body smoking and falling to the ground like a shot-down gray aircraft.
43.刚刚从超市买了些鸡蛋回家，走了没几步袋子有小鸡爬出来，我一看袋子里鸡蛋，妹的，都是小鸡。
43. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and walked a few steps when chicks started crawling out of the bag. I looked inside and found that all the eggs had turned into chicks.
44.七月的天气，太阳正毒，晒得人汗珠往下直滚。
44. In July’s weather, the sun is scorching hot, making people’s sweat roll down.
45.七月，透蓝的天空，悬着火球似的太阳，云彩好似被太阳烧化了，也消失得无影无踪。
45. In July, the transparent blue sky holds a sun like a fiery ball, and the clouds seem to have been burned away by the sun, disappearing without a trace.
46.麻将一上台，就糊了……
46. As soon as I got on the mahjong table, I won.
47.“哪凉快，哪待着去”真不是一句骂人的话，这绝对是最真挚的关怀，最深藏不露的爱。
47. “Go where it’s cool” is not an insult, but the most sincere care and hidden love.
48.不小心掉了一张纸币，结果还没捡，就着了，看着就心疼。
48. I accidentally dropped a banknote, and before I could pick it up, it caught fire. It was so painful to watch.
49.马路上碰瓷的没有了，据说有个家伙要碰瓷，刚躺下立马跳起来比兔子都跑得快。
49. There are no more scammers lying on the road. It is said that a guy wanted to scam, but as soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit.
50.那些跪着写粉笔字的，躺着装病的乞丐都没了。
50. Beggars who write with chalk on their knees and pretend to be sick have all disappeared.
51.女孩们，碰到家里有空调的男生，就嫁了吧。
51. Girls, if you meet a guy with an air conditioner at home, just marry him.
52.路遇一硬币，想了很久没有捡，因为我怕烫伤。
52. I found a coin on the road but hesitated to pick it up for a long time because I was afraid of getting burned.
53.大家都是“熟人”萝莉都变成“熟女”了。
53. Everyone has become “acquainted,” even loli has turned into “shu-nv.”
54.常在街上走，哪有不湿身。
54. Walking on the street often, how can you avoid getting wet.
55.刚看到一个人行走在太阳下，慢慢的消失了，我旁边物理系的一哥们说是升华了。
55. I just saw a person walking in the sun and slowly disappearing. A physics major next to me said it was sublimation.
56.有一个留学生说：“怎么还不放假呀，西安太热了，我想回非洲”
56. A foreign student said, “When will the holiday come? Xi’an is too hot; I want to go back to Africa.”
57.铁板烧的感觉。
57. The feeling of iron板烧 (grilled meat).
58.自来水可以煮泡面的科技时代终于实现了。
58. The era of technology that allows tap water to cook instant noodles has finally arrived.
59.我们学校有人在操场摔了一跤，被医院定义为级烫伤。
59. Someone at our school fell on the playground and was diagnosed with second-degree burns by the hospital.
60.如果我很久没有联系你，你不用担心我失踪了，我只是在夏天热死了。
60. If I haven’t contacted you for a long time, don’t worry about me being missing. I just died of the heat in summer.
说说2018霸气超拽
1.人生没有绝望，只有想不通，人生没有尽头，只有看不透。
1. There is no despair in life, only things we can’t figure out. Life has no end, only things we can’t see through.
2.—你的心从来没属于过我，可我的心里装的都是你。
2. Your heart has never belonged to me, but my heart is filled with you.
3.我的眼泪像北极的冰，刺伤了我的眼睛痛了心。
3. My tears are like the Arctic ice, piercing my eyes and hurting my heart.
4.如果你口中的永远只是个玩笑，那么这个玩笑会在我心中永远存在。
4. If the forever in your words is just a joke, then this joke will exist in my heart forever.
5.苍茫大地一剑尽挽破，何处繁华笙歌落。斜倚云端千壶掩寂寞，纵使他人空笑我。
5. A single sword can break through the vast earth, where does the prosperity and music fall? Leaning against the clouds, a thousand pots hide the loneliness, even if others laugh at me empty-handed.
6.若得青锋三尺剑，醉罢斩天落长虹。
6. If I could have a three-foot green sword, I would drunkenly slash through the sky and bring down the rainbow.
7.想绝尘而去仗剑天涯做一个无牵绊的浪子，在不知名的酒馆自斟自饮把所有一言难尽一饮而尽。
7. I want to leave the dust behind and wander the world with a sword, a carefree wanderer, in an unknown tavern, pouring myself drinks and drowning all the unspeakable words.
8.安静的流泪等着那黑夜的寂寞！你那时才会出现？
8. Quietly shedding tears, waiting for the loneliness of the night! Will you appear then?
9.我想给你全世界，却忘记了你需要的不是我。
9. I want to give you the whole world, but I forgot that what you need is not me.
10.生在阴间有散场，死归地府又何妨。阳间地府具相似，只当漂流在异乡。
10. Born in the netherworld with a散场 (dispersed scene), what’s the harm in returning to the netherworld? Both the netherworld and the world are similar, just treat it as drifting in a foreign land.
11.嘴要甜，心要狠。该留留，该滚滚。从今以后，要么忍，要么狠，要么滚。有朝一日权在手，杀尽天下负我狗。
11. Be sweet-talking, have a ruthless heart. Stay if you should, leave if you must. From now on, either endure, be ruthless, or leave. One day when power is in hand, kill all the dogs who have wronged me.
12.“你的嘴真甜”“你要尝一下吗”
12. “Your mouth is so sweet” “Would you like to taste it?”
13.人们总是想得到更多，却忘了他们已经拥有的。
13. People always want more, but they forget what they already have.
14.可不可以和世界请个假，我想暂时离开一下。
14. Can I take a break from the world, just for a while?
15.老师，能不能等光头强砍到树了，灰太狼吃到羊了，汤姆逮到杰瑞了，妖怪吃到唐僧了，我们再开学。
15. Teacher, can we wait until Lighthead Strong chops down the tree, Grey Wolf eats the sheep, Tom catches Jerry, and the monster eats Tang Seng, then start school again?
16.不过是为了一个希望，何必把自己弄得偏体鳞伤.
16. It’s just for a glimmer of hope, why hurt oneself so much?
17.我的爱从没有离开，可是两个人相爱，总会有无奈。
17. My love has never left, but when two people fall in love, there will always be helplessness.
18.你能给我的，不是我想要的，而我想要的，是你永远不能给我的。
18. What you can give me is not what I want, and what I want is something you can never give me.
19.爱情不是件小事，但是小事的积累。
19. Love is not a trivial matter, but it is the accumulation of trivial things.
20.少在我面前拽的跟二五八万似的，摆好POSE在装逼！
20. Don’t act so arrogant in front of me, put on a good pose before showing off!
21.现在的学生和老师说话，就像瞎子拉琴，胡扯。。。
21. Nowadays, students talking to teachers are like blind people playing the violin, just rambling on.
22.不要总以为鹤立鸡群，有本事就离开那群鸡。
22. Don’t always think you stand out like a crane among chickens; if you have the ability, leave that group of chickens.
23.你连世界都没观过，哪来的世界观？—韩寒《后会无期》
23. You haven’t even seen the world, so where does your worldview come from? - Han Han, “The Continent”
24.说太阳温暖的人一定没见过你的笑容
24. People who say the sun is warm must have never seen your smile.
25.突然觉得怪兽是好的，奥特曼是坏的不然奥特曼怎么会阻挠怪兽摧毁小本的城市？
25. Suddenly, I feel that monsters are good and Ultraman is bad, otherwise, why would Ultraman stop the monster from destroying the city?
26.我確定這一生…願意等她直到白髮…無怨無悔
26. I am sure that in this life… I am willing to wait for her until my hair turns white… without any regrets.
27.我只希望我们好好的，好好的笑，好好的爱，好好的过，好好的一辈子。
27. I just hope that we can be happy, laugh well, love well, live well, and spend a good lifetime together.
28.女人再漂亮也不过是男人的一道风景，男人再帅气也不过是女人炫耀的工具！
28. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she is just a scenery for a man; no matter how handsome a man is, he is just a tool for a woman to show off!
29.一般人都不会说我长的帅，他们通常只会说我生的有霸气…
29. Most people don’t say I’m handsome; they usually say I have a domineering aura…
30.孤独成性不过是厌恶人心。
30. Being lonely by nature is just a dislike for human hearts.
31.脸皮厚的人最常说的一句话是我待你不薄阿。
31. The most common phrase for people with thick skin is “I haven’t treated you badly, have I?”
32.看你这口牙，难道你和狗是同一个祖先？
32. Looking at your teeth, could it be that you and dogs share the same ancestor?
33.就连一直对我不离不弃的大姨妈，当我四十岁容颜老去时也会随之消失得无影无踪。
33. Even my loyal monthly visitor will disappear without a trace when I am 40 and my appearance fades.
34.不要抱怨这个社会有很多不平等，如果你觉得你现在走的辛苦，那就证明你在走上坡路。
34. Don’t complain about the many inequalities in this society; if you feel that your current path is difficult, it proves that you are on an uphill journey.
35.你应该喜欢一个能逗你笑的人，而不是我这种经常把你帅哭的人。
35. You should like someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who often makes you cry because of my handsomeness.
36.学校里最可怕的信任就是一个学渣给另一个学渣讲题目，一个敢讲，一个敢听。
36. The most terrifying trust in school is when a poor student explains a problem to another poor student, one daring to explain and the other daring to listen.
37.听新闻说你还有无数想要去的派对，我只好点了点头笑着我说我无所谓，无所谓，我就想说无所谓，心痛我也就无所谓，错过我，你也无所谓大不了你再换一位。
37. Hearing the news that you still have countless parties you want to attend, I can only nod my head and smile, saying I don’t care. I don’t care, I just want to say I don’t care, my heartache is irrelevant, missing me out, you don’t care either. If you miss me, you can just find another one.
38.都说女孩子生气时把她按住强吻就行了，可是我为什么会被她男朋友打呢。
38. They say that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and kiss her, but why did I get beaten up by her boyfriend?
39.一次闺蜜喝酒喝多了，我把她带到家，她一进我家就拿着我刚买的仓鼠，往窗外扔，还说了句：“去吧！皮卡丘~”
39. Once, my best friend got drunk and I took her home. As soon as she entered my house, she grabbed the hamster I just bought and threw it out the window, saying, “Go on! Pikachu~”
40.当有人把你推倒了，不管多苦多累，也要站起来狠狠地还她一巴掌。
40. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give them a fierce slap back.
41.你若成功了，放屁都有道理，你若失败了，再有道理都是放屁。
41. If you succeed, even your farts make sense; if you fail, even your有道理 (reasonable arguments) are just放屁 (farts).
42.我的性格就是懒，兴趣就是玩，特长就是吃，技能就是睡。
42. My personality is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.
43.总是高估了在别人心中的位置然后笑了笑自己.
43. Always overestimate my position in others’ hearts and then laugh at myself.
44.在乎才会乱想，不在乎连想都不会想.
44. Care leads to胡思乱想 (random thoughts), not caring means not even thinking.
45.选爱人不需要太多标准，只要这三样：不骗我，不伤害我，和陪着我。
45. Choosing a partner doesn’t require too many criteria, just these three: not lying to me, not hurting me, and accompanying me.
46.梧桐更兼细雨，到黄昏点点滴滴。
46. The parasol tree is accompanied by drizzling rain, until dusk, bit by bit.
47.若你喜欢怪人的话，那我还是很美的。
47. If you like weird people, then I am quite beautiful.
48.课堂上老师让同学们用“难过”造句。小明想也不想就站起来说：“我家门前有一条小河，我好难过！”老师：我更难过！
48. In class, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with “难过” (sad). Without thinking, Xiao Ming stood up and said, “There is a small river in front of my house, I am so 难过 (sad)!” Teacher: I am even more 难过 (sad)!
49.我是一个高冷的人，那从骨子里散发出的高冷气息让我得了风湿性关节炎。
49. I am a high-cold person, and the high-cold aura emanating from my bones gave me rheumatoid arthritis.
50.留不住的东西就要学会扔远一点。
50. If you can’t hold onto something, you must learn to throw it farther away.
51.我命由我，苍天若何。
51. My destiny is in my hands, what about the heaven?
52.讨厌我的人那么多，你算老几？
52. There are so many people who hate me, what are you ranked?
53.喝最烈的酒，日最野的狗，做最难的卷子，跳最高的楼。
53. Drink the strongest liquor, sleep with the wildest dogs, do the most difficult exercises, and jump from the highest buildings.
54.太斤斤计较的人，不适合恋爱，适合买菜。
54. People who are too particular are not suitable for love, but for shopping.
55.未来的儿子，快告诉我你爹的方向。
55. My future son, quickly tell me the direction of your father.
56.太斤斤计较的人，不适合恋爱，适合买菜。
56. People who are too particular are not suitable for love, but for shopping.
57.你信不信我一巴掌把你拍墙上，抠都抠不下来!
57. Do you believe that I can slap you onto the wall and you won’t be able to dig yourself out?
58.你若敢为门中弟子伤她一分，我必屠你满门，你若敢为天下人损她一毫，我便杀尽天下人。
58. If you dare to hurt her for the disciples of our sect, I will slaughter your entire family; if you dare to harm her for the people of the world, I will kill everyone in the world.
59.留不住的东西就要学会扔远一点。
59. If you can’t hold onto something, you must learn to throw it farther away.
60.我命由我，苍天若何。
60. My destiny is in my hands, what about the heaven?
61.从前有一对兄弟叫哈哈和嘻嘻，有一天哈哈死了，嘻嘻来到他坟前哭着说：哈哈，你死的真惨，哈哈……
61. Once upon a time, there were two brothers named Ha Ha and Xi Xi. One day, Ha Ha died, and Xi Xi came to his grave, crying, “Ha Ha, you died so miserably, Ha Ha…”
62.讨厌我的人那么多，你算老几?
62. There are so many people who hate me, what’s your rank?
63.喝最烈的酒，日最野的狗，做最难的卷子，跳最高的楼。
63. Drink the strongest liquor, screw the wildest dog, do the most difficult exam, and jump from the highest building.
64.学校里有间小屋子闹鬼，半夜常常发出女人凄凉的哭声，小孩啼哭，男人尖叫，呼啸而过的风声。后来有一个自称很大胆的男生进去看，他一脚踹破门，发现里面……一人一桌一椅一扇一抚尺而已。
64. In the school, there is a haunted little room that often emits the sounds of a woman’s miserable crying, a child’s sobbing, a man’s screaming, and the howling wind in the middle of the night. Later, a boy who claimed to be very brave went in to take a look. He kicked the door down and found that there was only one person, one table, one chair, and one abacus inside.
65.这年头，不早恋，不作弊，不玩手机，不抄作业，都没人相信你是学生。
65. Nowadays, if you don’t have early romances, cheat, play with your phone, or copy homework, no one would believe you are a student.
66.别人的生离死别与我毫不相干，但你眉头只要轻皱一下我就无法坐视不管。
66. The parting and death of others have nothing to do with me, but if you frown even slightly, I cannot stand idly by.
67.梦里梦到的人，醒来就该去睡了他。
67. If you dream of someone, you should go sleep with them when you wake up.
68.“你摸过男生脸吗”“如来神掌”“你牵过男生的手吗”“掰手腕”“你挽过男生的胳膊吗”“过肩摔”“那你跟男生干过偷偷摸摸的事情吗”“考试连作七科弊，那个提心吊胆哎呦卧槽”
68. “Have you ever touched a guy’s face?” “如来神掌 (Buddha’s palm)” “Have you ever held a guy’s hand?” “Arm wrestling” “Have you ever hooked arms with a guy?” “Shoulder throw” “So have you ever done anything sneaky with a guy?” “Cheating on seven subjects in exams, that was really nerve-wracking, oh my god.”
69.“为什么我的自拍越来越丑了”“因为手机像素越来越高了”
69. “Why are my selfies getting uglier?” “Because the phone’s pixel quality is getting better.”
70.你可以忽略我的感受，也可以肆意挥霍我的热情，甚至不理会于我的沮丧难过，可是有一点你必须得明白，每个人能付出的爱都是有限的，无论是对朋友还是爱人，如果你让我感觉到力不从心了，迟早有一天我会离开你，那就再也回不来了。
70. You can disregard my feelings, squander my enthusiasm, or even ignore my despondency and sorrow, but there is one thing you must understand: everyone’s capacity to love is limited, whether it’s for a friend or a lover. If you make me feel overwhelmed, the day will come when I leave you, and once I’m gone, there’s no returning.
71.爱你在开始的人，是想得到你。爱你到最后的人，才是想陪着你。
71. The one who loves you in the beginning wants to win you over. The one who loves you till the end truly wants to be with you.
72.我活了十八岁，愧对革命先烈十八年。
72. I’ve lived eighteen years, and for eighteen years, I’ve failed the revolutionary martyrs.
73.虽说早睡早起身体好，可是晚睡晚起心情好啊!
73. Although going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health, going to bed late and getting up late feels better!
74.“为什么高中没看到小明了?”“呵呵，你以为这种数字不会算，圆只画一半，整天拿墨水泼作业，骑自行车去小红家半路又回去，二次函数三角函数一直算错的蠢B，你觉得他有可能考得上高中么?”
74. “Why didn’t we see Xiao Ming in high school?” “Haha, do you think someone who can’t count numbers, draws circles halfway, splashes ink on homework, rides a bike to Xiao Hong’s house and turns back halfway, and constantly makes mistakes in quadratic and trigonometric functions could possibly get into high school?”
75.上帝把智慧撒向人间，机智的我撑了把伞。
75. When God sprinkled wisdom on the world, I, being clever, opened an umbrella.
76.新交了个女朋友，听别人说她是富贵人家的小姐，我是个老实人，富不富贵无所谓，只要对我好就行，后来我才知道富贵人家是个洗浴中心!
76. I recently made a girlfriend, and I heard from others that she is a young lady from a wealthy family. I am an honest person, and being rich or not doesn’t matter to me. As long as she treats me well, that’s all that matters. Later, I found out that “wealthy family” is actually a bathhouse!
77.我不相信，我只相信，一滴永固，三秒即可，永不分离。
77. I don’t believe it; I only believe in “one drop forever, three seconds is enough, never to be separated.”
78.是不是因为我太胖了，所以一直钻不进你心里。
78. Is it because I am too fat that I can’t fit into your heart?
79.你的举手投足，一颦一笑，一言一行，哪怕是一个眼神、一个动作、一个背影、一个回眸，都在我心里。
79. Your every gesture, smile, word, and deed, even a glance, a movement, a silhouette, or a backward glance, all reside in my heart.
80.如果你不嫌我跑调，我给你唱一首独一无二的情歌。
80. If you don’t mind my off-key singing, I will sing a one-of-a-kind love song for you.
81.我拒绝每个勇敢的人跑向我，因为我在这片干净的岁月里等你过来冲我笑，无论多久无论多久。
81. I refuse every brave person who runs towards me, because in these clean years, I am waiting for you to come and smile at me, no matter how long it takes.
82.比起晚安我更喜欢早安，因为没有谁一醒来就会想到我。
82. I prefer good morning to good night, because no one thinks of me as soon as they wake up.
83.什么浪够了就带你回家，你不要回来了直接死外面就行了。
83. If you’ve had enough of wandering, I’ll take you home; but don’t come back, just die outside.
84.一生之中有个爱你的人，理解你的人，牵挂你的人就是幸福，万人追不如一人疼，万人宠不如一人懂。
84. In one’s life, having someone who loves you, understands you, and cares for you is happiness. It’s better to have one person’s love than ten thousand people’s pursuit, and better to have one person’s understanding than ten thousand people’s pampering.
85.一次考试全班都考得很差，老师生气的说到：你们觉得自己是智商低的请站起来。很久没同学动，这时小明站起来了，老师问：你承认自己的智商低了?小明说：不是，我智商不低，我只是不忍心看你一个人站着。
85. In an exam, the whole class scored poorly. The teacher, angry, said: “Those who think they have low IQ, please stand up.” No one moved for a long time. Then Xiao Ming stood up. The teacher asked: “Do you admit that your IQ is low?” Xiao Ming replied: “No, my IQ is not low. I just can’t bear to see you standing there alone.”
86.我的性格就是懒，兴趣就是玩，特长就是吃，技能就是睡。
86. My personality is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.
87.小明考试考的不好，回家爸爸看了狠狠的揍了他一顿，他去向妈妈告状说：有人打你儿子你会怎么办?妈妈立刻回答：谁怎么打我儿子我就怎么打他儿子，告诉我，谁打你了，儿子说：没事，我就随便问问。
87. Xiao Ming didn’t do well in the exam. When he got home, his father saw the score and beat him severely. He went to his mother to complain: “What would you do if someone hit your son?” His mother immediately replied: “Whoever hits my son, I’ll hit his son the same way. Tell me, who hit you?” The son said: “It’s nothing, I just asked casually.”
88.什么浪够了就带你回家，你不要回来了直接死外面就行了。
88. If you’ve had enough of wandering, I’ll take you home; but don’t come back, just die outside.
89.长期的奔放找不到矜持的方向。
89. Long-term indulgence can’t find the direction of restraint.
90.上帝在关上一扇门的时候，同时也可能把你的脑袋给夹住了。
90. When God closes a door, He might also pinch your head.
91.“你看我黑么?”“谁在说话!?”
91. “Do I look black?” “Who’s talking?!”
92.道理是要跟懂道理的人讲，对于没皮没脸的人，就要以其人之道还治其人之身。
92. Reason should be discussed with those who understand it. For those who have no shame, one should return the favor in the same way.
93.女人哭了是废物，但不哭的是怪物。
93. A woman who cries is a waste, but one who doesn’t cry is a monster.
94.老师对我说，这个年纪有喜欢的人很正常，但是最好藏在心底，如果你想起他的时候就做一道数学题，等毕业时把做满数学题的本子放在他面前，告诉他你有多想他多喜欢他，不信他不感动，这个主意真的很好，当我做到第二题的时候，我就不喜欢他了。
94. The teacher told me that it’s normal to have a crush at this age, but it’s best to keep it in your heart. If you think of him, do a math problem. When you graduate, put the notebook full of math problems in front of him and tell him how much you miss and like him. I don’t believe he won’t be moved. This idea is really good. When I got to the second problem, I didn’t like him anymore.
95.刚一个电话采访，聊学生时代轶事。问我当初成绩如何，干过班长什么的吧?我还真不确定，扭头小声问老婆你上学时候是班长么?老婆点头。我转过来对手机说：嗯干过
95. I just had a phone interview, chatting about student anecdotes. They asked if I had good grades and had been a class leader. I’m not sure, so I turned my head and whispered to my wife, “Were you a class leader when you were in school?” My wife nodded. I turned back to the phone and said: “Yes, she has.”
96.“什么声音?”“被子掉地下了”“那为什么声音那么大!”“我在被子里面……”
96. “What sound was that?” “The quilt fell on the floor.” “Why is it so loud?” “Because I’m inside the quilt…”
97.迟早我也会遇到一个把我捧在手心的男生，他终会补过他在我生命里迟到的那段时光
97. Sooner or later, I will meet a guy who holds me in his palm. He will make up for the time he was late in my life.
98.“我喜欢你，为你做什么都可以”“那滚吧”
98. “I like you, I can do anything for you.” “Then get lost.”
99.男朋友在乎你的体重，老公在乎你吃饱了没。
99. A boyfriend cares about your weight, while a husband cares if you’ve eaten enough.
100.我只是习惯有你，并不是缺你不可。
100. I’m just used to having you, not that I can’t live without you.
霸气高冷的短句
1. Arrogant and aloof short sentences. Please translate the above paragraph (original text) into corresponding English sentences. The translation should conform to English habits, and the original numbers, punctuation marks, and tags should be maintained. Check: The translation should have the same meaning as the original text after being translated back into the original language. If not, please re-translate without adding any additional explanations or descriptions, and only return the complete translation. 2. Please translate the following sentences (original text) into corresponding English sentences one by one. The translation should conform to English habits, and the original numbers, punctuation marks, and tags should be maintained. Check: The translation should have the same meaning as the original text after being translated back into the original language. If not, please re-translate without adding any additional explanations or descriptions, and only return the complete translation.
1.看我不顺眼，你可以选择自杀也可以选择装瞎。
1. If you don’t like me, you can choose suicide or pretend to be blind.
2.我不做谁的公主，也不做谁的王妃，我要做自己的女王。
2. I won’t be anyone’s princess or queen; I will be my own queen.
3.我不虚情假意，怎配你犯贱到底。
3. I don’t feign affection, how can I match your persistent vulgarity.
4.别等到我把巴掌扇你脸上，才知道把自己的嘴缝上！
4. Don’t wait for me to slap you in the face before you learn to shut your mouth!
5.不要以为你晒黑了就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
5. Don’t think getting tanned can cover up the fact that you’re an idiot.
6.我没脸蛋没身材没能力，但姑娘我霸气，我坚强我有这一股你没有的范儿。
6. I may not have a pretty face, figure, or ability, but I’m domineering, strong, and have a vibe you don’t possess.
7.我喜欢的人，喜欢的东西，别去碰，也别惦记着，脾气这玩意我控制不好。
7. Stay away from and don’t covet the people and things I like; I can’t control my temper well.
8.我的故事是你无论如何也想象不到的剧本，所以在你不了解我之前请你先闭嘴。
8. My story is an unimaginable script for you, so please shut up before you get to know me.
9.想看你天天跟在我身后，只当我的狗。
9. I want to see you follow me every day, just being my dog.
10.我就是霸道，受不了你就滚！
10. I’m domineering, if you can’t stand it, get lost!
11.对于一些人我只想说，我的巴掌很适合你的脸。
11. For some people, all I want to say is that my slap fits your face perfectly.
12.做自己喜欢的，让看不惯的人统统一边凉快去！
12. Do what you like and let those who can’t stand it go cool off to the side!
13.姐是文明人，所有脏话均已使用唾液消毒。
13. I’m a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.
14.只要你要，只要我有，不管什么，都绝不会让给你的。
14. As long as you want it and I have it, I will never give it to you, no matter what.
15.留不住的人不要留，再好的链子也栓不住想走的狗。
15. Don’t try to keep someone who can’t be kept; even the best chain can’t hold a dog that wants to leave.
16.上帝是公平的，给了你丑的外表，也一定会给你低的智商，以免让你显得不协调。
16. God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance and low intelligence to avoid making you seem uncoordinated.
17.同样是一个B，往北走就是NB，往南走就是SB，人生最重要的是方向。
17. It’s the same B, going north makes you NB, going south makes you SB; the most important thing in life is direction.
18.你不是人民币，做不到人人都喜欢，你活着就要让讨厌你的人越来越不爽。
18. You’re not a people’s currency; you can’t be liked by everyone. Live your life making those who hate you increasingly uncomfortable.
19.你说你的离开是我的损失，可是sorry，我买了保险。
19. You say your leaving is my loss, but sorry, I bought insurance.
20.做不到让所有人满意，也不怕全世界对我开枪。
20. I can’t satisfy everyone, and I’m not afraid of the whole world shooting at me.
21.女人，你要活得有尊严，笑给别人看，哭给自己听。
21. Women, live with dignity, smile for others, and cry for yourself.
22.从今天起，你的寂寞与我无关!
22. From today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!
23.天不给我路走，我自己找路走;地不给我路平，我自己踏平。
23. If the sky doesn’t give me a path, I’ll find my own; if the earth doesn’t give me a flat road, I’ll pave it myself.
24.认为自己是女汉子的，站出来。
24. If you think you’re a tomboy, stand up.
25.莪有莪的风格，莪有莪的主张。
25. I have my own style, and I have my own opinions.
26.劳资离了你人生就有一万种可能。
26. Without you, my life has ten thousand possibilities.
27.既要有当机立断决心，更要有永不后悔的气魄。
27. Have the determination to make quick decisions, and even more, the courage to never regret.
28.知道我择偶标准是什么吗，答案就是你的名字。
28. Do you know my criteria for choosing a partner? The answer is your name.
29.靠爸妈，你顶多是公主。 靠老公，你顶多是王妃。 靠自己，你才是女王
29. Relying on your parents, you’re at most a princess. Relying on your husband, you’re at most a queen. Relying on yourself, you are the queen.
30.失去你们天会塌，一生姐妹比天大。
30. Losing you, the sky will collapse, and our sisterhood is greater than the sky.
31.壹辈子很短，我愿意和你将错就错。
31. Life is short, and I’m willing to make do with you.
32.不是姐不适合你，是姐根本看不上你。
32. It’s not that I’m not suitable for you, it’s that I don’t even look up to you.
33.你喜欢我，你是我的。你不喜欢我，你也是我的。只要我喜欢你，你必须是我的。
33. If you like me, you’re mine. If you don’t like me, you’re still mine. As long as I like you, you have to be mine.
34.说想说的话，做想做的事，爱想爱的人，这才是我想要的生活。
34. Say what you want to say, do what you want to do, and love who you want to love. This is the life I want.
35.萌妹子毁你一生，御姐让你穷三代，只有女汉子才能让你成为高富帅。
35. Cute girls ruin your life, strong women make you poor for three generations, only tomboy can make you a high-status, wealthy, and handsome man.
36.男人如衣服姐妹如手足，谁脱我衣服我砍她手足
36. Men are like clothes, sisters are like hands and feet. Whoever takes off my clothes, I’ll chop off her hands and feet.
37.我想你，不解释 ，因为你本来就是我的。
37. I miss you, no explanation, because you are mine.
38.玩就大方的，爱就稳妥的。
38. Play generously, love securely.
39.街舞，等着我，我一定会站在顶峰微笑。
39. Street dance, wait for me, I will definitely stand at the top and smile.
40.我得了一种病，叫没有你不行。
40. I have a disease called “I can’t live without you.”
41.我爱的人你不爱我，就请你从老娘的世界滚蛋。
41. If you don’t love the one I love, please get out of my world.
42.我不需要圆腔滑调，朴实无华的字眼一样能把你征服。
42. I don’t need fancy words; simple and plain language can conquer you just the same.
43.尓就一颗心，所以哦必须要占据全部!
43. You have only one heart, so I must occupy all of it!
44.喜欢你是昨天，过了今天即使你再帅，我也不会再留恋，因为我不是女人中的败类。
44. Liking you was yesterday; after today, even if you’re handsome, I won’t be attached because I’m not the weakest among women.
45.你没资格玩弄我的爱情，你敢玩，我就弄死你!
45. You’re not qualified to play with my love; if you dare to play, I’ll crush you!
46.友谊天长，断不了离不掉直到永久。
46. Our friendship is everlasting, unbreakable, and inseparable.
47.我的世界我是王，我的女人王中王。
47. In my world, I am the king; my woman is the queen of kings.
48.我没脸蛋没身材没能力但姑娘我霸气我坚强我有这一股你没有的范儿。
48. I have no looks, no figure, and no ability, but I am domineering, strong, and have a unique style that you don’t have.
49.有天，我会指着心脏， 骄傲的告诉你，这里换人了。
49. One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that it has a new occupant.
50.看老子笑话的人，总有一天老子笑给你看。
50. Those who laugh at me will see me laughing at them one day.
51.头顶锅盖，身披麻袋，我就是东方不败。
51. Wearing a pot on my head and a sack on my body, I am the invincible Eastern Undefeated.
52.用微笑 ，面对外面 一切议论，只要我自己做的问心无愧就好!
52. With a smile, I face all the gossip outside; as long as I have a clear conscience, that’s all that matters!
53.站在人生的顶端，俯视生命的千姿百态。
53. Standing at the pinnacle of life, I look down upon the myriad forms of life.
54.春暖花开之时，便是重生之日。
54. When the flowers bloom in spring, it is the day of rebirth.
55.我会用我牵强的微笑，活出无人能比的高傲。
55. I will use my forced smile to live a pride unmatched by anyone.
56.用玩世不恭的态度，面对复杂的人生。
56. Facing the complex life with a cynical attitude.
57.你有本事就来找我，没本事就给我滚蛋。
57. If you have the guts, come find me; if not, get lost.
58.我的骄傲，自己打造。
58. My pride is built by myself.
59.今天你动我爸妈，明天我灭你全家。
59. If you dare to touch my parents today, I will wipe out your entire family tomorrow.
60.与其患得患失，倒不如彻底失去来得痛快。
60. It’s better to lose everything completely than to worry about gains and losses.
61.我会爱你很久很久到时光不朽。
61. I will love you for a very long time until time is immortal.
62.俄无需独一无二只要你铭记于心。
62. I don’t need to be unique, as long as you remember me in your heart.
63.给我一个拥抱，我会还你一个明天。
63. Give me a hug, and I will give you a tomorrow.
64.我不高贵，但不是每个男人都有机会。
64. I am not noble, but not every man has the opportunity.
65.在我的舞台上，你不再是主角。
65. On my stage, you are no longer the protagonist.
66.情到深处腿自开，啪到腻时说拜拜。
66. When love is deep, legs naturally open; when it becomes boring, just say goodbye.
67.别在姐面前卖弄单纯，姐复杂得很。
67. Don’t show off your innocence in front of me, I am much more complicated.
68.不在放荡中变坏，就在沉默中憋坏。
68. If not going bad in indulgence, then going bad in silence.
69.与其患得患失，倒不如彻底失去来得痛快。
69. It’s better to lose completely than to worry about gains and losses.
70.谁来打扰我的安静，我就灭了谁的辉煌。
70. Whoever disturbs my peace, I will extinguish their brilliance.
71.喝醉，从来就不是酒精的罪过，而是感情的度数太高。
71. Getting drunk is never the fault of alcohol, but rather the high degree of emotions.
72.活着更需要氧气，更需要勇气，还得霸气。
72. Living requires more oxygen, courage, and domineering attitude.
73.与其祈求生活平淡点，还不如祈求自己强大点。
73. Instead of praying for a more peaceful life, it’s better to pray for becoming stronger.
74.我不喜欢被忽略，更不喜欢被代替，即使我不够好。
74. I don’t like being ignored or replaced, even if I am not good enough.
75.原谅我这一生放荡不羁，心胸狭隘，容不得傻逼。
75. Forgive me for my unrestrained and narrow-minded life, I cannot tolerate fools.
76.永远做一流版本的自己，永远不做二流版本的别人。
76. Always be the first-class version of yourself, never be a second-class version of someone else.
77.千万不要低估女人的好奇心，她翻你空间有可能会翻到你申请QQ的那一刻。
77. Never underestimate a woman’s curiosity; she might go through your space and find the moment you applied for QQ.
78.吃得苦中苦，才能开路虎。少壮不努力，只能开夏利。
78. Endure the hardest hardships to drive a Range Rover. If you don’t work hard in youth, you can only drive a Xiali.
79.瘦不了的永远在骚动，吃不胖的都有恃无恐。
79. Those who can’t get thin are always restless, while those who can’t gain weight are fearless.
80.关于明天的事，我们后天就知道了。
80. We will know about tomorrow’s matters the day after tomorrow.
81.看着你的相片我就特冲动的想P成黑白挂墙上！
81. Looking at your picture makes me really eager to turn it into black and white and hang it on the wall!
82.当初我看上你，因为我脑子进水了，现在我脑子抖干了。
82. I took a liking to you back then because I had water on the brain, but now my brain has dried up.
83.不是每句对不起就能给你一个没关系，有时候会是一巴掌。
83. Not every “I’m sorry” can give you a “It’s okay,” sometimes it might be a slap in the face.
84.我未来的老公，别对你现在对象那么好了，没有用！！！
84. My future husband, stop being so nice to your current partner, it’s useless!
85.打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
85. If I want to hit you, do I really need to pick a special day for it?
86.我本来想给生活一个吻，而现实却给了我两巴掌，你说作为回报，我能不踹他一脚么？
86. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality slapped me twice. So, as a form of repayment, can I help but kick it back?
87.甜的香的辣的酸的苦的这么多味道……你却偏偏喜欢骚的。
87. There are so many flavors - sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, and bitter… yet you偏偏 like the taste of “flirtatious.”
88.有谁会在时过境迁之后还在那里等你？
88. Who would still be waiting for you after time has passed and things have changed?
89.你在我的特别关心里，却不在我的最近访客里。
89. You are on my special concerns list, but not among my recent visitors.
90.扔硬币：正面就去上网反面就去睡觉，立起来就去写作业。
90. Flipping a coin: heads means going online, tails means going to sleep, and if it stands up, I’ll do my homework.
91.如果有下辈子，我一定要做你的心脏，因为我不跳，你就得死。
91. If there’s an afterlife, I must become your heart because if I don’t beat, you’ll die.
92.我也想做一个优雅的淑女是生活把老娘逼成了泼妇。
92. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has forced me to become a shrew.
93.毁谁不是毁，灭谁不是灭。
93. To ruin someone is to ruin them, to destroy someone is to destroy them.
94.喜欢我的人都是好人，不喜欢我的人都是坏人，讨厌我的都不是人。
94. Those who like me are good people, those who don’t like me are bad people, and those who hate me are not even human.
95.步步高打火机，哪里不会点哪里。
95. Buckwheat Fire Starter: point where you don’t know, and it lights up.
96.从前有人在我空间里跑堂，不到两秒钟，嘎的一下就死了。
96. Once, someone ran through my space, and in less than two seconds, they suddenly died.
97.下课铃声比国歌还悦耳，上课铃声比忐忑还崩溃。
97. The sound of the class dismissal bell is more pleasant than the national anthem, while the class start bell is more collapsing than “Unease.”
98.你过得好，我替你高兴，你过得不好，我替全世界高兴。
98. If you’re doing well, I’m happy for you; if you’re not, then I’m happy for the whole world.
99.怪我太年轻，是人是狗都没看清。
99. It’s my fault for being too young, I couldn’t even tell the difference between a person and a dog.
100.现在你别和我狂，以后指不定谁辉煌。
100. Don’t show off to me now, who knows who will be more glorious in the future.
101.勇于认错，坚决不改。
101. Be brave to admit mistakes, but resolutely do not change.
102.那些年，陪在我身边一起疯的那群疯子，我想，我一辈子也忘不了。
102. Those years, the group of crazies who were with me, I think, I will never forget them in my lifetime.
103.你骂，你继续骂，等你骂够了跟我说一下，我先去睡觉！
103. You curse, you continue to curse, when you’re done cursing, let me know, I’m going to sleep first!
104.你长的外形不准，比例没打好。
104. Your appearance is not accurate, the proportions are not well-balanced.
105.所谓的低调就是不露痕迹的高调。
105. The so-called low profile is a subtle high profile.
106.你有抛弃我的权利，我也有让你后悔的资本。
106. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the capital to make you regret it.
107.一种游戏，一种规则。玩得起，继续；玩不起，出局。
107. A game, a set of rules. If you can afford it, continue; if not, out.
108.永远都不要小看一种一个月流一星期血都不会死的生物。
108. Never underestimate a creature that can bleed for a week a month and not die.
109.灵魂的性感，才是骨子里的真正的性感。
109. The sexiness of the soul is the true sexiness in the bones.
110.你匍匐在地上仰视别人，就不能怪人家站得笔直俯视你。
110. If you lie on the ground and look up at others, you can’t blame them for standing straight and looking down at you.
111.男人的手，不是用来打女人的，它是用来打天下的！
111. A man’s hands are not for hitting women, they are for conquering the world!
112.你都好意思撒谎了，我哪敢好意思不信。
112. You have the nerve to lie, how dare I not believe it.
113.睡着睡着，就睡出了理想和口水。
113. Sleeping, sleeping, and dreaming of ideals and drooling.
114.贱也是一种艺术，让我们一起将这门艺术搞好吧！
114. Being cheap is also an art, let’s make this art perfect together!
115.别总埋怨老天对你不公，其实老天根本不知道你是谁。
115. Don’t always complain about the heavens being unfair to you, in fact, the heavens don’t even know who you are.
116.男人不色，何来英雄本色。
116. If men are not lustful, where does the hero’s true color come from?
117.一姐姐对妹妹说：出门别老让男生付钱，你不知道父母都是穷养儿富养女啊，他们零花钱哪有我们多啊?都是打肿脸充胖子，请你吃一顿他们一个月都别想吃肉了。
117. An older sister said to her younger sister: When going out, don’t always let boys pay, don’t you know that parents raise boys in poverty and girls in wealth? Their pocket money is not as much as ours. They are just putting on a show, treating you to a meal means they won’t be able to eat meat for a month.
118.我真正的爱你，我的世界不准有你的离开。
118. I truly love you, and my world doesn’t allow you to leave.
119.谢谢你总是在没有人陪的时候想起我，但我不缺你。
119. Thank you for always thinking of me when there’s no one around, but I don’t need you.
120.你有权保持沉默，但你所说的每一句话我都认为是在赞美我。
120. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say, I consider as praise for me.
情商高的聊天语句100句
1. 你今天看起来心情不错！ - You look like you’re in a good mood today! 2. 有什么新鲜事想和我分享吗？ - Is there any news you’d like to share with me? 3. 我觉得你的观点非常有趣。 - I find your perspective very interesting. 4. 你总是能让我笑出声。 - You always manage to make me laugh. 5. 你对这个主题很有研究。 - You seem to have a deep understanding of this topic. 6. 我喜欢和你聊天，总能学到新东西。 - I enjoy chatting with you; I always learn something new. 7. 你的想法总是那么独特。 - Your thoughts are always so unique. 8. 我觉得你处理问题的方式很成熟。 - I think the way you handle problems is very mature. 9. 你总是能给我提供很好的建议。 - You always manage to give me great advice. 10. 你真的很善于倾听。 - You’re really good at listening. 11. 我觉得你是一个非常值得信赖的朋友。 - I think you’re a very trustworthy friend. 12. 你的幽默感总能让人放松。 - Your sense of humor always helps people relax. 13. 你总是那么乐观，真让人佩服。 - Your optimism is truly admirable. 14. 我觉得你对待别人非常友善。 - I think you treat others with great kindness. 15. 你真的很擅长与人沟通。 - You’re really good at communicating with people. 16. 你总是能看到事物的积极面。 - You always manage to see the positive side of things. 17. 我觉得你是一个非常有同情心的人。 - I think you’re a very empathetic person. 18. 你的创造力总是让我印象深刻。 - Your creativity always leaves a strong impression on me. 19. 你真的很擅长找到解决问题的方法。 - You’re really good at finding solutions to problems. 20. 我觉得你是一个非常有责任感的人。 - I think you’re a very responsible person. 21. 你的决策能力让我佩服。 - Your decision-making skills are impressive. 22. 我觉得你是一个非常有洞察力的人。 - I think you’re a very insightful person. 23. 你的耐心总是让我感到安心。 - Your patience always makes me feel at ease. 24. 我觉得你是一个非常有激情的人。 - I think you’re a very passionate person. 25. 你总是能给我带来正能量。 - You always manage to bring positive energy to me. 26. 我觉得你是一个非常有组织能力的人。 - I think you’re a very organized person. 27. 你的领导能力让我敬佩。 - Your leadership skills are admirable. 28. 我觉得你是一个非常有创造力的人。 - I think you’re a very creative person. 29. 你总是能给我带来惊喜。 - You always manage to surprise me. 30. 我觉得你是一个非常有才华的人。 - I think you’re a very talented person. 31. 你的沟通技巧真的很棒。 - Your communication skills are really great. 32. 我觉得你是一个非常有同理心的人。 - I think you’re a very compassionate person. 33. 你的乐观态度总是能鼓舞人心。 - Your optimistic attitude is always uplifting. 34. 我觉得你是一个非常有决断力的人。 - I think you’re a very decisive person. 35. 你的适应能力让我感到惊讶。 - Your adaptability surprises me. 36. 我觉得你是一个非常有条理的人。 - I think you’re a very methodical person. 37. 你的观察力总是那么敏锐。 - Your observation skills are always so sharp. 38. 我觉得你是一个非常有幽默感的人。 - I think you’re a very humorous person. 39. 你的支持总是让我感到温暖。 - Your support always warms my heart. 40. 我觉得你是一个非常有智慧的人。 - I think you’re a very wise person. 41. 你的判断力总是那么准确。 - Your judgment is always so accurate. 42. 我觉得你是一个非常有洞察力的人。 - I think you’re a very perceptive person. 43. 你的责任心总是让我感到安心。 - Your sense of responsibility always makes me feel at ease. 44. 我觉得你是一个非常有同情心的人。 - I think you’re a very empathetic person. 45. 你的创造力总是让我惊叹不已。 - Your creativity always leaves me in awe. 46. 我觉得你是一个非常有激情的人。 - I think you’re a very passionate person. 47. 你总是能给我带来欢乐。 - You always manage to bring joy to me. 48. 我觉得你是一个非常有才华的人。 - I think you’re a very gifted person. 49. 你的沟通能力让我感到钦佩。 - Your communication skills make me feel impressed. 50. 我觉得你是一个非常有同理心的人。 - I think you’re a very understanding
1.天上掉钞票我不会弯腰，因为天上连馅饼都不会掉，更别说掉钞票了。
1. If money fell from the sky, I wouldn’t bend down to pick it up, because even pies don’t fall from the sky, let alone money.
2.本想让纸飞机带我飞进你心里，不料半路坠机。
2. I wanted the paper airplane to fly me into your heart, but it crashed halfway.
3.万家灯火明又亮，出门在外想家乡，好久没见爱人的面，想起了爱人更悲伤。
3. The lights of thousands of homes are bright, and I miss my hometown when I’m away. It’s been a long time since I last saw my lover, and thinking of them makes me even more sad.
4.看看你的排名，就知道你班有多少人。
4. Just look at your ranking, and you’ll know how many people are in your class.
5.没什么，只是忽然很想你。这只是我一时想起你。在这个感情泛滥的年度里，我只说，我喜欢你。我想你了，此刻。
5. It’s nothing, I just suddenly miss you. This is just a momentary thought of you. In this year of emotional excess, I just say, I like you. I miss you, right now.
6.西施越溪女，出自苎萝山。秀色掩今古，荷花羞玉颜。
6. Xi Shi, a girl from Yuexi, comes from Zhuluo Mountain. Her beauty overshadows both ancient and modern times, and even lotus flowers are shy of her appearance.
7.智慧女人是金子，气质女人是钻石，聪明女人是宝藏，可爱女人是名画，据我考证，你是世界上最大的宝藏，里面装满了金子钻石名画！
7. A wise woman is like gold, an elegant woman is like a diamond, a smart woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the world’s largest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and famous paintings!
8.在这个和-谐的社会，小学生们过情人节，中学生们过光棍节，大学生们过儿童节。
8. In this harmonious society, elementary school students celebrate Valentine’s Day, middle school students celebrate Singles’ Day, and college students celebrate Children’s Day.
9.如果不是那个雨天，不是那不轻易的一眸，你怎会看见我似雨的心。
9. If it weren’t for that rainy day, and that casual glance, how could you see my heart like rain?
10.很多东西放到时间里去看就能看清楚。要么越走越远，要么越走越近。
10. Many things become clear when viewed over time. They either drift further apart or come closer together.
11.不能去骗别人，因为你能骗到的人，都是信任你的。
11. You shouldn’t deceive others, because those you can deceive are the ones who trust you.
12.若说她年纪轻轻，怎生得如此身段，且有一张勾魂摄魄的俏脸。
12. If she is so young, how can she have such a figure, and possess such a captivating and enchanting face?
13.遇见你之后，再看别的女人，就好象在侮辱自己的眼睛！
13. After meeting you, looking at other women is like insulting my own eyes!
14.你是那样地美，美得象一首抒情诗。
14. You are so beautiful, like a lyric poem.
15.你光着身子追我两公里，我回一次头都算我是流氓。
15. If you chase me for two kilometers naked, and I even turn my head once, it would make me a scoundrel.
16.指若削葱根，口如含朱丹，纤纤作细步，精妙世无双。
16. Her fingers are like finely chopped green onions, her lips like a含朱丹 (a kind of red pigment), and she takes delicate and refined steps, unparalleled in the world.
17.他比烟花更寂寞。烟花绽放于无形，消失于乌有，当中是有短暂的释放，伴随而来的是无边的寂寞。
17. He is more lonely than fireworks. Fireworks bloom and disappear into nothingness, with a brief moment of release accompanied by boundless loneliness.
18.真正的朋友是二人世界。我们很安静，但是不冷清。多一个人就难免会有不能讨论的话题，这就是一种分心，从一种不设防变成了一种社交。三个人的世界太拥挤。
18. A true friend is a world of two. We are quiet, but not cold. Adding one more person may lead to topics that cannot be discussed, which becomes a distraction and turns a defenseless situation into a social one. Three people’s world is too crowded.
19.贱也是一种艺术，让我们一起将这门艺术搞好吧。
19. Being cheap is also an art, let’s make this art perfect together.
20.认识你之后，一种智力上的优越感，油然而生。
20. After getting to know you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
21.没钱的时候，在家里吃野菜；有钱的时候，在酒店吃野菜。
21. When I’m broke, I eat wild vegetables at home; when I’m wealthy, I eat wild vegetables at the hotel.
22.你娉婷婉约的风姿，娇艳俏丽的容貌，妩媚得体的举止，优雅大方的谈吐，一开始就令我刮目相看。
22. Your graceful and delicate demeanor, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent manners, and elegant and generous conversation made me take a new look at you from the very beginning.
23.遇见你是个错，爱上你是一错再错，离开你是错上加错。
23. Meeting you was a mistake, falling in love with you was repeating the mistake, and leaving you was a mistake on top of the mistake.
24.寂寞是无可慰藉的牢笼。因为寂寞的人无所适从，焦躁不安。他们的思想从贫瘠而荒芜，产生自我厌弃感。
24. Loneliness is an unsoothable cage. Because lonely people are at a loss, restless and uneasy. Their thoughts are barren and desolate, leading to a sense of self-hatred.
25.考试害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。
25. Exams have harmed how many children, teaching how many honest children to cheat.
26.冬天来了，没人给我织围巾，自己买一条去。
26. Winter is coming, no one knits a scarf for me, I’ll buy one for myself.
27.镜湖水如月，耶溪女似雪。新妆荡新波，光景两奇绝。
27. The lake water is like the moon, and the Ye Creek girl is like snow. The new makeup ripples in the new waves, and the scenery is both extraordinary.
28.手如柔荑，肤如凝脂，领如蝤蛴，齿如瓠犀，螓首蛾眉，巧笑倩兮，美目盼兮。
28. Her hands are like soft willows, her skin is like solidified lard, her neck is like a white silkworm, her teeth are like calabash and rhinoceros, her forehead is like a cicada’s head and her eyebrows like moth’s antennae, her smile is skillful and lovely, and her beautiful eyes are expectant.
29.你也许没有若隐若现的酒窝，但你的微笑一定是月闭花羞，鱼沉雁落。
29. You may not have a dimple that appears and disappears, but your smile must be as beautiful as the moon hiding behind the flowers and the fish sinking with the wild geese.
30.一些路我们并肩走过，一些故事我们就是主人公，一首歌我们对唱了那幺久，永远不变的是心中深藏的对爱的执着。
30. We’ve walked side by side on some roads, we are the protagonists in some stories, we’ve sung a song together for so long, and the unchanging thing is the deep-rooted persistence for love in our hearts.
31.行者见罗敷，下担捋髭须。少年见罗敷，脱帽着帩头。耕者忘其犁，锄者忘其锄。来归相怨怒，但坐观罗敷。
31. When travelers saw Luo Fu, they put down their loads and stroked their beards. Young men saw Luo Fu, and took off their hats and put on headbands. Farmers forgot their plows, and diggers forgot their hoes. They came back and complained angrily, but all they did was sit and watch Luo Fu.
32.所谓美人者，以花为貌，以鸟为声，以月为神，以柳为态，以玉为骨，以冰雪为肤，以秋水为姿，以诗词为心，吾无间然矣。
32. The so-called beauty is one with the appearance of flowers, the voice of birds, the spirit of the moon, the posture of willows, the bones of jade, the skin of ice and snow, the posture of autumn water, and the heart of poetry. I have no doubt about it.
33.世间本无沙漠，我每想你一次，上帝就落下一粒沙，从此便有了撒哈拉！
33. There was originally no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, and thus the Sahara was created!
34.明妃初出汉宫时，泪湿春风鬓脚垂。低徊顾影无颜色，尚得君王不自持。
34. When the Ming Fei first left the Han Palace, her tears wet the spring breeze and her temples hung low. She looked back and saw no color in her reflection, yet the king could not help himself.
35.云想衣裳花想容，春风拂槛露华浓。
35. Clouds imagine clothes, flowers imagine beauty, and the spring breeze brushes the railing, leaving a rich dew.
36.过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。
36. After today, let’s not meet again, for I fear waking up every day to beat you several times.
37.吾家有娇女，皎皎颇白皙。小字为纨素，口齿自清历。鬓发覆广额，双耳似连璧。明朝弄梳台，黛眉类扫迹。
37. I have a lovely daughter, bright and quite fair-skinned. Her small name is Wu Su, and her speech is clear and articulate. Her hair covers her broad forehead, and her ears resemble connected jade. Tomorrow she will play with the dressing table, and her eyebrows will look like traces.
38.这学生天资聪颖，文思敏捷，下笔成章，将来未可限量。
38. This student is gifted and intelligent, with a quick and agile mind and a pen that turns into chapters. The future is limitless.
39.你有点像天上的月亮，也像那闪烁的星星，可惜我不是诗人，否则，当写一万首诗来形容你的美丽。
39. You are a little like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I am not a poet, otherwise, I would write ten thousand poems to describe your beauty.
40.只有莲花才能比得上你的圣洁，只有月亮才能比得上你的冰清。
40. Only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can match your icy purity.
41.尽管你身材纤弱娇小，说话柔声细气，然而却很有力量，这是一种真正的精神美！
41. Although you are petite and have a soft voice, you possess great strength, which is a true spiritual beauty!
42.穿别人的鞋走别人的路，让别人既找不到鞋又找不到路。
42. Wear other people’s shoes and walk their path, so they can’t find their shoes or their way.
43.不要对我说对不起，因为我们没关系。
43. Don’t say sorry to me, because we have no relationship.
44.这番讲话，既有好教训又说得妙趣横生，给我们官兵以极深刻的印象。
44. This speech, with its valuable lessons and delightful wit, has left a deep impression on our officers and soldiers.
45.你总是说话得体，举止大方。不要吝啬赞美！因为你的赞美，对他人是一种鼓励，一种信任。
45. You always speak appropriately and behave gracefully. Don’t be stingy with praise! Your praise is an encouragement and trust for others.
46.云一涡，玉一梭。澹澹衫儿薄薄罗，轻颦双黛螺。
46. A swirl of clouds, a shuttle of jade. A light and sheer silk shirt, with faintly furrowed brows and twin螺黛.
47.分开的一分一秒使我明白，男人的心也是玻璃做的；想你的每时每刻让我懂得，我的心也需要爱的抚慰。
47. The moments apart have made me realize that a man’s heart is also made of glass; missing you every moment has taught me that my heart also needs the comfort of love.
48.其形也，翩若惊鸿，婉若游龙，荣曜秋菊，华茂春松。髣髴兮若轻云之蔽月，飘飖兮若流风之回雪。
48. Its form is like a startled swan, a graceful dragon, with the glory of autumn chrysanthemums and the splendor of spring pine. It resembles a light cloud obscuring the moon and a floating wind swirling with snow.
49.在这世纪第一个情人节，祝你情人节快乐。
49. On this first Valentine’s Day of the century, I wish you a happy Valentine’s Day.
50.有一美人兮，见之不忘。一日不见兮，思之如狂。
50. There is a beautiful person, unforgettable once seen. A day without them, my thoughts are like madness.
51.清澈明亮的瞳孔，弯弯的柳眉，长长的睫毛微微地颤动着，白皙无瑕的皮肤透出淡淡红粉，薄薄的双唇如玫瑰花瓣娇嫩欲滴。
51. Clear and bright eyes, curved willow eyebrows, long eyelashes quivering slightly, fair and flawless skin with a hint of pink, and thin lips like delicate rose petals.
52.我是悬崖上的一朵花，死活没人看见把我夸。
52. I am a flower on the cliff, unseen and unappreciated, even in death.
53.天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。
53. Heaven has not bestowed great tasks upon me, yet it still torments my mind and exhausts my body.
54.大贤世居大邦，见多识广，而且荣列胶庠，自然才贯二酉，学富五车了。
54. A great sage living in a great country, with extensive knowledge and experience, naturally possesses extraordinary talent and profound learning.
55.绰约多逸态，轻盈不自持。常矜绝代色，复恃倾城姿。
55. Graceful and elegant, light and effortless. Always proud of peerless beauty, relying on the charm that captivates the city.
56.步拾梅英，点缀宫妆面。美目碧长眉翠浅。消魂正值回头看。
56. Picking up plum blossoms, adorning the palace makeup. Beautiful eyes with long eyebrows and light green. Soul-stirring when looking back.
57.梦笑开娇靥，眠鬓压落花。簟文生玉腕，香汗浸红纱。
57. Dreaming with a smile on the delicate cheek, hair pressed against fallen flowers while sleeping. The pattern on the mat reveals jade-like wrists, and fragrant sweat soaks the red gauze.
58.增之一分则太长，减之一分则太短；著粉则太白，施朱则太赤；眉如翠羽，肌如白雪；腰如束素，齿如含贝；嫣然一笑，惑阳城，迷下蔡。
58. Adding one part makes it too long, subtracting one part makes it too short; applying powder makes it too white, applying rouge makes it too red; eyebrows like green feathers, skin like snow; waist like a bundle of silk, teeth like pearls; a charming smile, captivating the city of Yangcheng, enchanting Xiacai.
59.芙蓉不及美人妆，水殿风来朱翠香。
59. The lotus cannot compare to the beauty’s makeup, the fragrance of rouge and greenery carried by the wind in the water palace.
60.远近书疏，莫不手答，笔翰如流未尝壅滞。
60. Far and near, every letter is answered personally, with a flowing pen that never stagnates.
61.不提防沉鱼落雁鸟惊喧，则怕的羞花闭月花愁颤。
61. Without being on guard against the startling noise of falling fish and startled birds, the trembling of shy flowers and closed moon might be afraid.
62.你就好像是上品的西湖龙井，那种淡淡的苦涩是你的成熟，越品你越有味道。
62. You are like a high-quality West Lake Longjing tea; the faint bitterness is your maturity, and the more I taste you, the more flavorful you become.
63.你全身充溢着少女的纯情和青春的风采。留给我印象最深的是你那双湖水般清澈的眸子，以及长长的、一闪一闪的睫毛。像是探询，像是关切，像是问候。
63. Your whole body is filled with the innocence of a young girl and the charm of youth. The deepest impression you left on me is your eyes as clear as lake water, and your long, twinkling eyelashes. They seem to be inquiring, caring, and greeting.
64.什么是寂寞？寂寞是一种病，是一种精神的饥饿。既然是病，就需要治疗。寂寞的人如何找到治疗的方法？方法就是人群，寂寞的人总是需要他人的陪伴。
64. What is loneliness? Loneliness is a disease, a kind of spiritual hunger. Since it is a disease, it needs treatment. How can lonely people find a cure? The cure is the company of others; lonely people always need the company of others.
65.爸爸说长的帅的男人会说谎，妈妈说不帅的男人也会说谎，你爸是个很好的例子。
65. Dad said that handsome men lie, Mom said that men who are not handsome also lie, and your dad is a great example.
66.桂华流瓦。纤云散，耿耿素娥欲下。衣裳淡雅。看楚女、纤腰一把。
66. Osmanthus flows on the tiles. Delicate clouds scatter, and the bright moon is about to descend. Her attire is elegant and simple. Observing the slender waist of a Chu girl.
67.小山重叠金明灭，鬓云欲度香腮雪。懒起画蛾眉，弄妆梳洗迟。
67. Small hills overlap with shimmering gold, and the clouds in her hair seem to touch the snowy cheeks. Lazily applying moth eyebrows, she delays her makeup and grooming.
68.轻罗小扇白兰花，纤腰玉带舞天纱。疑是仙女下凡来，回眸一笑胜星华。
68. A light gauze fan with white orchids, a slender waist and jade belt dancing in the sky. It seems like a fairy descending from heaven, with a glance and a smile that outshines the stars.
69.你也许没有水汪汪亮晶晶的眼睛，但你的眼神也应该顾盼多情，勾魂摄魄。
69. Although you may not have bright, watery eyes, your gaze should still be full of affection, captivating and mesmerizing.
70.如果说剪掉头发就是剪掉回忆，那我剪成光头是不是可以失忆。
70. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, would shaving my head completely make me amnesiac?
71.为什么我的眼里常含泪水，因为我对你爱得深沉。
71. Why are there always tears in my eyes? Because my love for you is so deep.
72.荷叶罗裙一色裁，芙蓉向脸两边开。乱入池中看不见，闻歌始觉有人来。
72. Lotus leaf skirt, cut in the same color, lotus flowers bloom on both sides of the face. Lost in the pond, invisible, only when hearing the song does one realize someone is coming.
73.在人流中，我一眼就发现了你。我不敢说你是她们中最漂亮的一个，可是我敢说，你是她们中最出色的一个。
73. In the crowd, I spotted you at a glance. I dare not say you are the most beautiful among them, but I dare say you are the most outstanding one.
74.宝髻松松挽就，铅华淡淡妆成。青烟翠雾罩轻盈，飞絮游丝无定。
74. Her hair is loosely coiled, with a light touch of makeup. Green mist and flying willow catkins envelop her graceful figure.
75.你像一片轻柔的云在我眼前飘来飘去，你清丽秀雅的脸上荡漾着春天般美丽的笑容。
75. You are like a gentle cloud floating before my eyes, and your beautiful face ripples with a smile as beautiful as spring.
76.狂欢是一群人的寂寞，孤独是一个人的狂欢。
76. A party is the loneliness of a crowd, while solitude is the revelry of an individual.
77.如果我死了，我的第一句话是：老子终于不用怕鬼了。
77. If I die, my first words will be: I finally don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.
78.我宁愿做个泼妇也不愿被一个男人踩在脚底下生活
78. I’d rather be a shrew than be trampled on by a man.
79.要戒烟，早睡，好好的死。
79. To quit smoking, sleep early, and die peacefully.
80.这年头做女人真难，你开放点人家说你骚，你传统点人家说你装。
80. In this day and age, being a woman is really difficult. If you are more open, people say you are promiscuous; if you are more traditional, people say you are pretending.
81.昨天捡了一块鼠标垫，想配台电脑，大家说还缺些啥呢？
81. Yesterday, I picked up a mouse pad and want to assemble a computer. What else do you think is missing?
82.一个人的时候好好爱自己，两个人的时候好好爱彼此。
82. When alone, love yourself well; when together, love each other well.
83.漫漫人生路，总会错几步。
83. In the long journey of life, we will always make some mistakes.
84.我把回忆撕成了碎片，却忘了丢掉。
84. I tore the memories into pieces, but forgot to throw them away.
85.别说我冷，暖的时候你没珍惜而已。
85. Don’t say I’m cold; you just didn’t cherish me when I was warm.
86.安慰别人的话，终究安慰不了自己。
86. Words of comfort for others can never truly comfort oneself.
87.我不是骨头，不能让每条狗都追着跑。
87. I’m not a bone; I can’t let every dog chase after me.
88.你那瓜子形的形，那么白净，弯弯的一双眉毛，那么修长；水汪汪的一对眼睛，那么明亮！
88. Your melon-seed shaped face is so fair and clean, your curved eyebrows are so slender; your watery eyes are so bright!
89.夜有多长，泪有多长，泪长爱更长，风雨无阻追随你跨过了一个世纪！我们在缘份的海洋中扬帆前进！
89. No matter how long the night is, or how long the tears are, our love is even longer, following you through a century, undeterred by wind and rain! We sail forward in the ocean of fate!
90.借问汉宫谁得似，可怜飞燕倚新妆。
90. Who in the Han Palace can compare to you? Poor flying swallow leans on her new makeup.
91.你笑起来的样子最为动人，两片薄薄的嘴唇在笑，长长的眼睛在笑，腮上两个陷得很举动的酒窝也在笑。
91. The way you smile is the most touching; your thin lips are smiling, your long eyes are smiling, and the dimples on your cheeks are also smiling.
92.其始来也，耀乎若白日初出照屋梁；其少进也，皎若明月舒其光。
92. At the beginning, it shone like the sun rising and illuminating the beams of the house; as it progressed, it was as bright as the moon spreading its light.
93.娉娉袅袅十三余，豆蔻梢头二月初。春风十里扬州路，卷上珠帘总不如。
93. Graceful and delicate, over thirteen years old, in early February, the cassia buds. The spring breeze blows for ten miles along the Yangzhou road, but rolling up the bead curtain, it’s still not as good as you.
94.瀑布一般的长发，淡雅的连衣裙，标准的瓜子脸，聪明的杏仁眼，那稳重端庄的气质，再调皮的人见了你都会小心翼翼。
94. With waterfall-like long hair, an elegant dress, a standard melon-seed face, intelligent almond eyes, and a composed and dignified temperament, even the most mischievous person would be cautious around you.
95.佳人自鞚玉花骢，翩如惊燕蹋飞龙。
95. The beauty herself controls the jade flower steed, as light as a startled swallow stepping on a flying dragon.
96.在你那双又大又亮的眼睛里，我总能捕捉到你的宁静，你的热烈，你的聪颖，你的敏感。
96. In your big, bright eyes, I can always catch your tranquility, your passion, your intelligence, and your sensitivity.
97.那眼神优雅、娴静，双眼回盼流波，像是俏丽的江南女子；但又挂着一丝倔犟的波纹，又带着北国女儿的神韵。
97. That gaze is elegant and quiet, with eyes looking back and forth like flowing waves, like a beautiful Jiangnan woman; yet it carries a hint of stubbornness, embodying the charm of a northern girl.
98.因为不知来生来世会不会遇到你，所以今生今世我会加倍爱你。
98. Because I don’t know if I will meet you in the next life, I will love you even more in this life.
99.蒹葭苍苍，白露为霜。所谓伊人，在水一方。
99. Reeds are green and vast, with white dew turning to frost. The so-called beautiful woman is by the waterside.
100.希望能有那么一天，我能敞开心扉向全世界宣读雪碧版的爱情宣言，我坚信那也会是感动千古的动人故事！
100. I hope that one day, I can open my heart and announce a Sprite version of the love declaration to the whole world. I firmly believe that it will also be a touching story that moves generations!
超级幽默搞笑的qq名言
1.琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。
1. I can’t play musical instruments, play chess, paint, or write calligraphy; washing clothes and cooking are too tiring.
2.我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？！
2. I’m not the Chinese currency, how can I make everyone like me?
3.所谓的美女，其实都是化妆品的奴隶。
3. So-called beauties are actually slaves to makeup.
4.从天堂到地狱，我路过人间。
4. From heaven to hell, I pass through the human world.
5.念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！
5. After studying for more than ten years, I still think kindergarten was easier to get by in!
6.他们说我是BT，让我去做CT，结果我是ET。
6. They say I’m BT, and they want me to get a CT, but it turns out I’m ET.
7.我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
7. I curse you to never have seasoning packets in your instant noodles for the rest of your life.
8.不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊。
8. How can I lose weight if I’m not full?
9.钱对于我来说根本不是问题，问题是我根本没有钱。
9. Money is not a problem for me, the problem is that I have no money at all.
10.抵制丰胸手术，不要污染最后一片安全奶源！
10. Boycott breast enhancement surgery, don’t pollute the last safe source of milk!
11.红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思！
11. Red beans don’t grow in the southern country, they grow on my face, truly making me miss them!
12.我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。
12. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to endure my torment.
13.西游记告诉我们：凡是有后台的妖怪都被接走了，凡是没后台的都被一棒子打死了。
13. Journey to the West tells us: all monsters with connections were taken away, while those without connections were killed with a single blow.
14.你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。
14. What’s the matter that makes you unhappy? Share it with us and make everyone happy.
15.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居。
15. The one who poops on your head may not be an enemy, but perhaps your neighbor upstairs.
16.我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
16. I like you so much, will it kill you to like me back just a little?
17.虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
17. Even though you’re wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scent of scum on you.
18.我是你转身就忘的路人甲，凭什么陪你蹉跎年华到天涯？
18. I’m just a passerby you forget as soon as you turn around; why should I accompany you through the ups and downs of life to the ends of the earth?
19.间歇性郁闷症发作期间，生人勿扰，熟人勿找。
19. During my intermittent depression episodes, strangers should not disturb me, and acquaintances should not look for me.
20.说金钱是罪恶，都在捞；说美女是祸水，都想要；说高处不胜寒，都在爬；说烟酒伤身体，都不戒；说天堂最美好，都不去！
20. They say money is evil, but everyone’s grabbing it; they say beautiful women are trouble, but everyone wants them; they say the higher you go, the colder it gets, but everyone’s climbing; they say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, but no one quits; they say heaven is the most beautiful, but no one goes!
21.挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。
21. Taking a crowded bus involves a variety of sports and fitness activities, such as Sanshou (Chinese kickboxing), Yoga, Judo, and balance beam, all in one comprehensive exercise.
22.我爱你，爱了整整一个曾经。
22. I loved you, for an entire past.
23.单身并不难，难的是应付那些千方百计想让你结束单身的人。
23. Being single is not difficult; the difficulty lies in dealing with those who try every means to end your singlehood.
24.幸福是什么？幸福就是你吃鱼，我吃肉，看着别人啃骨头。
24. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and we watch others gnaw on bones.
25.人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，礼让三分；人再犯我，我还一针；人还犯我，斩草除根。
25. If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; if someone offends me, I will give them the benefit of the doubt; if they offend me again, I will retaliate; if they continue to offend me, I will eradicate them completely.
26.我允许你走进我的世界，但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。
26. I allow you to enter my world, but I forbid you from wandering around in it.
27.明骚易躲，暗贱难防。
27. Open flirtation is easy to avoid, but hidden vulgarity is hard to guard against.
28.妈妈问我有男朋友了么，我说没有，妈妈说：这个可以有，我说：这个真没有……
28. Mom asked if I had a boyfriend, I said no, she said: “That can happen,” I said: “It really doesn’t…”
29.理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。
29. Ideals are very promising, but reality is quite bleak.
30.令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
30. What is irresistible, besides teeth, is love.
31.当生活心怀歹毒地将一切都搞成了黑色幽默，我顺水推舟把自己变成了一个受过高等教育的流氓。
31. When life maliciously turns everything into dark humor, I went along with it and became a well-educated hooligan.
32.时间太瘦，指缝太宽。
32. Time is too thin, and the gaps between fingers are too wide.
33.其实你不用自卑，因为你曾经在几千万甚至以亿计的选手中赢夺冠军。
33. There is no need to feel inferior, as you have once won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of competitors.
34.世界上最遥远的距离，不是生与死，而是我打跑了鬼子站在你面前，你却爱上了一个老外。
34. The longest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I drive away the enemy and stand before you, only to find that you have fallen in love with a foreigner.
35.我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。
35. My advantage is: I am handsome; but my disadvantage is: my handsomeness is not obvious.
36.有老公怎么的，有守门员还进球呢！
36. So what if you have a husband? Goals are still scored even with a goalkeeper!
37.我当年也是个痴情的种子，结果下了场雨……淹死了。
37. I used to be a passionate seed, but then it rained… and I drowned.
38.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人，也可能是你楼上的邻居。
38. The one who poops on your head may not necessarily be an enemy; it could also be your neighbor upstairs.
39.很多人说婚姻是爱情的坟墓，但是能够入土为安的爱情总比暴尸街头要好。
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but a love that can be laid to rest is better than one left exposed on the streets.
40.你的人很完美，但是不一定会有人喜欢。
40. Your person may be perfect, but it does not mean that everyone will like you.
41.每件事最后都会是好事。如果不是好事，说明还没到最后。要这样相信着。
41. Everything will turn out to be good in the end. If it’s not good, it’s not the end yet. Keep believing that.
42.钞票不是万能的，有时候还是需要用信用卡。
42. Money isn’t everything; sometimes you still need to use a credit card.
43.要不是打不过你，我早和你翻脸了。
43. If I could beat you, I would have already confronted you.
44.在古代，我们不电话，不短信，不网聊，不微博，不漂洋过海，不被堵在路上。如果我想你，就翻过两座山，走五里路，去牵你的手。
44. In ancient times, we didn’t have phones, text messages, online chats, Weibo, or travel across the ocean, nor did we get stuck in traffic. If I missed you, I would climb over two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.
45.这一生，总有一个人，老是跟你过不去，你却很想跟他过下去。
45. In this life, there’s always someone who can’t get along with you, yet you really want to be with them.
46.小时候摔跤了，不管痛不痛，先哭了再说。
46. When I was a child, if I fell, I would cry first, regardless of whether it hurt or not.
47.我只是想有一个人明白我，即使我什么都没说。
47. I just want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.
48.其实。你爱我像谁。任何的表情我都会给。
48. Actually, you love me like who. I would give any expression you want.
49.小姑娘们梦中都想找一匹白马，睁开眼发现满世界都是灰不溜秋的驴，悲痛欲绝后，只能从驴群中挑个身强力壮的，这样的驴就被命名为：经济适用男。
49. Little girls dream of finding a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find the world is full of gray and unimpressive donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong and healthy one from the herd, and such a donkey is called an “economically practical man.”
50.我就要哭，我就要闹，一宿一宿不睡觉，手里拿瓶安眠药，拿根小绳要上吊。再丑也要谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。
50. I will cry, I will make a fuss, stay up all night, hold a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and hold a rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly I am, I still want to fall in love, and make the world full of love.
51.我们的目标：向钱看，向厚赚。
51. Our goal: Focus on money, strive for greater earnings.
52.为了我的奥迪，你的迪奥，咱孩子的奥利奥。努力！奋斗！
52. For my Audi, your Dior, and our child’s Oreo, let’s work hard! Strive!
53.如果你对我好，我就会忍不住想欺负你。
53. If you treat me well, I can’t help but want to bully you.
54.有空学风水去，死后占个好墓也算弥补了生前买不起好房的遗憾。
54. When I have time, I’ll learn about Feng Shui, so that even after death, I can occupy a good grave, making up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during my lifetime.
55.你走，我不送你；你来，无论多大风多大雨，我都会去接你。
55. If you leave, I won’t see you off; if you come, no matter how strong the wind and rain, I will pick you up.
56.天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。
56. Heaven didn’t give me a great mission, yet it still torments my mind and tires my body.
57.执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。
57. Holding your hand, I now see your ugliness, tears streaming down my face, if you don’t leave, I will.
58.不要脸这事，如果干的好，叫心理素质过硬！
58. If you do shamelessness well, it’s called having strong psychological quality!
59.哼，冬天最流氓了，总是喜欢对我冻手冻脚。
59. Humph, winter is the most shameless; it always likes to freeze my hands and feet.
60.如果考试能用QB做奖励，国家早就富强起来了。
60. If exams could use QB as a reward, the country would have become rich and powerful long ago.
61.青春献给了房子，中年献给了孩子。
61. I dedicated my youth to buying a house, and my middle age to raising my children.
62.即使你已名花有主，我也要移花接木把你移到我身边。
62. Even if you are already taken, I will transplant you to be by my side.
63.令我感到骄傲和自豪的是，至今为止，地球仍被我踩在脚下。
63. What makes me proud and boastful is that, so far, I still have the Earth under my feet.
64.别逼我，否则我伟大起来，一发不可收拾。
64. Don’t push me, or else I will become great and it will be uncontrollable.
65.每当我吃饱喝足的时候，我就会想起来减肥这件正经事。
65. Whenever I am full and satisfied, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.
66.我谈过最长的恋爱，就是自恋。爱自己，没有情敌。
66. The longest relationship I have ever had is self-love. Loving myself, with no rivals in love.
67.念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混！
67. After studying for more than ten years, I still think kindergarten was easier to get by!
68.我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。
68. My advantage is: I am handsome; but my disadvantage is: my handsomeness is not obvious.
69.小时候我以为自己长大后可以拯救整个世界，等长大后才发现整个世界都拯救不了我。
69. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. It was only after growing up that I realized the whole world couldn’t save me.
70.鸵鸟的幸福，只是一堆沙子。
70. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
71.没有拆不散的夫妻，只有不努力的小三。
71. There are no inseparable couples, only uncommitted mistresses.
72.别和我谈理想，戒了！
72. Don’t talk to me about ideals, I’ve quit!
73.跌倒了，爬起来再哭。
73. If you fall, get up and cry again.
74.我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
74. I like you so much, will it kill you to like me back?
75.脑袋空不要紧、关键是不要进水。
75. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to let water in.
76.知道你过的不好，我就安心了。
76. Knowing you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.
77.我的人生信条就是：像孙子一样活几十年，熬成爷爷再死。
77. My life motto is: live like a grandson for decades, and then die after becoming a grandpa.
78.只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。
78. As long as you are thin, everything goes well; if you are fat, everything is in vain.
79.每个人出生的时候都是原创，悲哀的是，很多人渐渐都成了盗版！
79. Every person is original when they are born, but sadly, many people gradually become counterfeit!
80.再铁的朋友一烧就化了。
80. Even the strongest friends will melt when burned.
81.不是以结婚为前提的恋爱就是耍流氓。
81. A relationship that is not based on the premise of marriage is just playing around.
82.我的优点：勇于认错；缺点：坚决不改。
82. My strengths: willing to admit mistakes; weaknesses: resolutely not changing.
83.如果有一天我变成流氓，请告诉别人，我纯真过……
83. If one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I was innocent once…
84.我像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途一片光明，而我却找不着出路……
84. I am like a fly lying on a glass surface, with a bright future ahead, yet I cannot find a way out…
85.我像草一样，不能自拔……
85. I am like grass, unable to extricate myself…
86.出问题先从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
86. When problems arise, look for reasons within yourself first, instead of blaming the lack of gravity for constipation.
87.平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你才知道我文武双全。
87. It’s fine to scold you normally, but you have to wait for me to hit you to realize I am both cultured and martial.
88.分手后，你当我牺牲了我当你驾崩了，完事了。
88. After the breakup, consider me sacrificed and you as having passed away, it’s over.
89.人见人爱，花见花开，车见车爆胎！
89. Everyone loves me, flowers bloom upon seeing me, and cars burst tires when they see me!
90.我允许你走进我的世界，但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。
90. I allow you to enter my world, but I forbid you from walking around in it.
91.我深信，会有一个男人是为受我的折磨而来到这世上的。
91. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world just to endure my torment.
92.西游记
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