1、生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。
1. Being born is easy. Living is easy. Life is not easy.
2、天大地大，房子就是不降价。
2. The world is vast, but housing prices just won’t drop.
3、要想皮肤好，天天烹炸炒。
3. If you want good skin, cook with frying and stir-frying every day.
4、听君一席话，回家烤白薯。
4. After listening to your words, I went home to bake sweet potatoes.
5、生的伟大，死的廉价。
5. Born great, died cheap.
6、站长更高，尿得越远。
6. The higher the station master, the farther the urination.
7、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。
7. Don’t talk to me about feelings, it hurts money.
8、混吃的人往往都比较长寿。
8. People who loaf often live longer.
9、男人要有女人缘，低三下四多挣钱。
9. Men should have a good relationship with women, and earn money by being humble.
10、感激伤害我们的人，让他们内疚起吧。
10. Be grateful to those who hurt us, and make them feel guilty.
11、好马不吃回头草，所以好马总挨饿。
11. Good horses don’t eat回头草, so good horses are always hungry.
12、流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。
12. Hooligans are not可怕, but educated hooligans are.
13、顾客就是个屁，放一放就顺气。
13. Customers are just a fart, let it out and you’ll feel better.
14、家事国事天下事，没钱吃饭是大事！
14. Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, having no money for food is the most important thing!
15、原谅第三者要比原谅同性恋容易。
15. It’s easier to forgive a third party than to forgive a homosexual.
16、你长得真蟀，比蛐蛐好看多了。
16. You look really good, much better than a cricket.
17、我用扯蛋的幸福面对世间的残酷
17. I face the cruelty of the world with the happiness of talking nonsense.
18、男人最忌讳放空枪。多留点子弹给敌人。
18. Men should avoid firing blanks. Save more bullets for the enemy.
19、生活就像大便干燥，你使点劲，过后就舒服了。
19. Life is like constipation; if you exert some effort, you’ll feel comfortable afterward.
20、有的人你和他客气，他就拿你当垃圾。
20. Some people treat you like garbage when you are polite to them.
21、我和超人的唯一区别是：我把内裤穿在里面了。
21. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear my underwear on the inside.
22、爱情就是我不嫌你装，你别嫌我脏。
22. Love is about me not minding your pretense, and you not minding my dirtiness.
23、只要你选择歪门邪道，口袋钞票就往外冒。
23. If you choose the path of evil, money will flow out of your pocket.
24、与狼共舞的羊们，别忘了自己的身份。
24. Sheep dancing with wolves, don’t forget your identity.
25、有的人本身就没味，做饭能有味吗？
25. Some people are tasteless by nature, can their cooking be tasty?
26、别再给我介绍对象了，我已经戒了。
26. Don’t introduce me to any more potential partners, I’ve quit.
27、你给我匀点肉，别总没事偷着胖。
27. Share some of your meat with me, don’t keep gaining weight secretly.
28、拿夏利当法拉利开你找死呀小子。
28. Treating a Xiali like a Ferrari is suicidal, you little brat.
29、泼妇总是出现在公共场所耍二百五。
29. Shrewd women always appear in public places to act foolish.
30、小样，长得挺暧昧的，就是身材有点颓废。
30. You look quite ambiguous, but your body is a bit decadent.
31、水能载舟，亦能煮粥！
31. Water can carry a boat, and it can also cook porridge!
32、你哭你使劲哭没事，我们家水表早就不走字了。
32. Go ahead and cry as much as you want, our water meter hasn’t been running for a long time.
33、你知道我长得像谁吗？葛优的头发，梁天的眼，成龙的鼻子，舒淇的嘴。
33. Do you know who I look like? Ge You’s hair, Liang Tian’s eyes, Jackie Chan’s nose, and Shu Qi’s mouth.
34、曹操得不了天下，因为他太爱骂街。
34. Cao Cao couldn’t conquer the world because he loved cursing too much.
35、你什么时候请我吃饭，一会我就出去给你买袋干脆面。
35. When are you going to treat me to a meal? I’ll go out and buy you a bag of instant noodles soon.
36、水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
36. Clear water has no fish, s
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