1.炎炎夏日，一想到你我就快乐，一见到你我就开心，一靠近你我就高兴，一把你拿在手里，我就迫不及待地一口咬下去，那种感觉真是爽啊！我爱你，冰棍！
1. In the hot summer, thinking of you makes me happy, seeing you makes me delighted, and being close to you makes me excited. The moment I hold you in my hand, I can’t wait to take a bite, and the feeling is so refreshing! I love you, popsicle!
2.亲爱的，真对不起。自从昨晚我们浪漫一吻时，你从我嘴里舔出半截豆芽，我就牢记了饭后一定刷牙！
2. My dear, I’m really sorry. Ever since our romantic kiss last night, when you licked half a bean sprout out of my mouth, I’ve made sure to brush my teeth after meals!
3.特别消息：手机耐力大赛，从即时开始，交换机将自动启动计时，并连续报告天气预告，连续保持开机状态时间最长的用户将获得免费通话时间分钟。
3. Special news: Mobile phone endurance competition starts now. The exchange will automatically start timing and continuously report weather forecasts. The user who keeps their phone on for the longest time will receive free call minutes.
4.亲爱的用户，由于您确认此条短信，所以传染愚人节细菌。请仔细看掌心，如果有黑点，说明你已经被细菌感染，需要用汽油冲洗方可杀灭细菌。切记切记！
4. Dear user, since you have confirmed this text message, you have been infected with April Fool’s bacteria. Please look at your palm carefully. If there is a black spot, it means you have been infected and need to wash it off with gasoline to kill the bacteria. Remember, remember!
5.风撩起你的长发，你显得更潇洒！浪花拍打你的脚丫，你显得更无暇！你迎着东方的朝霞，就像一朵海浪花！不是熟人很难看出你是傻瓜！
5. The wind plays with your long hair, making you look more dashing! The waves splash your feet, making you look flawless! You face the morning sun in the east, like a sea wave flower! It’s hard for strangers to tell that you’re a fool!
6.如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！
6. If being beautiful is a mistake, I’ve already made a big one; if being smart is a crime, I’ve committed a heinous crime. It’s really hard to be a person! But you’re great, you’re neither wrong nor guilty, I’m so envious of you!
7.西施之貌，沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花；杨贵妃回眸一笑百媚生，六宫粉黛无颜色；你虽然没她们那么厉害，但是只要你媚眼一抛，还是能吓跑小偷的。
7. Xi Shi’s beauty, sinking fish and falling geese, hiding the moon and shaming the flowers; Yang Guifei’s smile, a hundred charms are born, and the six palaces lose their color; although you’re not as amazing as them, as long as you throw a flirtatious glance, you can still scare off thieves.
8.你是否孤单如果是那么你去买一根绳和棍将绳子系在棍上，在起风时去楼顶挥动棍子，别人问你干什么呢你就说：我抽风呢。
8. If you feel lonely, go buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave it on the rooftop when the wind blows. If people ask you what you’re doing, just say: I’m going crazy.
9.在街上看到你了，你和一个人在一起，我一眼就看出他不是好人，他在你后面不停的拍打你的屁股。我气愤地对他说：前面赶驴的，住手！
9. I saw you on the street, and you were with someone. I could tell at a glance that he was no good, slapping your butt不停地 from behind. I angrily said to him: Hey, the donkey driver in front, stop it!
10.愚人节最典型的开玩笑活动之一：把细线拴着的钱包丢在大街上，自己在暗处拉着线，一旦有人捡钱包，就猛然把钱包拽走！
10. One of the most typical April Fool’s jokes: tie a wallet with a thin line and drop it on the street. When someone picks it up, pull it away suddenly from a hidden place!
11.人活着真累！站着想着睡，上车得排队，单恋真受罪，吃饭没香味，喝酒容易醉，上班特疲惫，抢劫还不会，挣钱得交税，给傻猪发短信还得收费。
11. Life is really tiring! Thinking about sleep while standing, waiting in line to get on the bus, unrequited love is torture, food has no flavor, alcohol gets you drunk easily, work is exhausting, can’t rob, pay taxes on earnings, and sending text messages to a fool costs money.
12.你的幸福，我来付出；你的糊涂，我来弥补；你的贪图，我来满足；你的任性，我来让步；谁最爱你，非我莫属；谁让我是养猪专业户！
12. Your happiness, I’ll pay for it; your confusion, I’ll make up for it; your greed, I’ll satisfy; your willfulness, I’ll give in; who loves you the most, it’s definitely me; after all, I’m a professional pig farmer!
13.上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话。下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子。横批：发错人了。
13. Upper couplet: The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I’m waiting for your call. Lower couplet: Born for you, die for you, waiting for you for a lifetime. Horizontal scroll: Sent the wrong person.
14.你在精神病院实习，忽一神经病患者手持一把菜刀向你追来，你转头就跑，直到跑到一条死胡同，心想这下完了，那个病人说：给你刀，该你追我了。愚人节快乐！
14. You were interning at a mental hospital when a mentally ill patient chased you with a kitchen knife. You ran until you reached a dead-end alley, thinking you were done for, but the patient said: Here’s the knife, now it’s your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool’s Day!
15.我花一毛钱发这条短信给你，是为了告诉你??我并不是一个一毛不拔的人。比如这一毛钱的短信就是我送你的生日礼物，晚上别忘了请我吃饭。愚人节快乐！
15. I spent one cent to send you this text message, to tell you that… I’m not a stingy person. For example, this one-cent message is your birthday gift from me. Don’t forget to invite me for dinner tonight. Happy April Fool’s Day!
16.将这封短信转发次，你会走财运；转发次，你会走官运；转发次，你会走桃花运；转发次，你将花掉元钱！
16. Forward this message 1 time, and you’ll have good luck; forward it 2 times, and you’ll have official luck; forward it 3 times, and you’ll have romantic luck; forward it 4 times, and you’ll spend 10 yuan!
17.有一种默契叫做心照不宣，有一种感觉叫做妙不可言，有一种思念叫做望眼欲穿，有一种白痴会把短信看完！
17. There is a kind of tacit understanding called unspoken, a feeling called indescribable, a longing called yearning, and a fool who would read the message to the end!
18.你快乐因为我快乐，我开心因为你开心，我愁了因为你瘦了，我瘦了因为你病了，我笑了因为你壮了，我有钱了因为把你卖了——猪！
18. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am worried because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you have gained strength, and I have money because I sold you - pig!
19.我几乎忘了今天是什么日子，要不是想到你，我是察觉不了的。日子一天一天过，今天是你的好日子，你千万不要忘记，今天是你的节日，祝你愚人节快乐！
19. I almost forgot what today is, but I couldn’t help but notice it when I thought of you. Day by day, today is your special day. Don’t forget that it’s your holiday. Happy April Fool’s Day!
20.如果一定和猪比，我认为你最少有两点和它不同：一你比它能吃。二它比你聪明。
20. If you must compare yourself to a pig, I think you have at least two differences from it: 1) You can eat more than it. 2) It is smarter than you.
21.阳光明媚，微风轻轻吹，杨柳多情地摇动着枝条，桃花吐着迷人的芳香，小溪在唱着欢快的歌儿，好一幅春天的画卷，我想说的是…好好工作，老板来啦！
21. The sun is shining brightly, the breeze is gently blowing, the willow is swaying its branches with affection, the peach blossoms are emitting a charming fragrance, and the stream is singing a joyful song. What I want to say is… get back to work, the boss is coming!
22.夏天夜晚，你轻盈地钻进我的蚊帐，抚摸我的臂膀，亲吻我的脸庞，我被你撩拨的全身痒痒。将灯拉亮，拉住你两条长腿，该死的蚊子！我让你去见阎王！
22. On a summer night, you lightly sneak into my mosquito net, touch my arm, kiss my face, and tease me until my whole body itches. I turn on the light, grab your two long legs, you damned mosquito! I’ll send you to the devil!
23.我知道你喜欢我，但我真的不喜欢你，虽然你肚子里已经有了我的血肉，但还是请你不要再骚扰我了，否则我就对你不客气了，你个死蚊子！
23. I know you like me, but I really don’t like you. Although you have my flesh and blood in your belly, please stop bothering me, or I’ll be rude to you, you dead mosquito!
24.难以忘记把你捧着手心的感觉，难以忘记吻着你时的丝丝心动，难以忘记你的特有的味道，让我再狠命的吮吸你一下吧——香烟。
24. It’s hard to forget the feeling of holding you in my palm, the tingling sensation when kissing you, and your unique taste. Let me suck on you one more time - cigarette.
25.我要告诉你一件事哟，你千万不要告诉别人，听说城里人最近老打狗，不知道你主人最近打你了没有啊？老主人怀念你啊！
25. I want to tell you something, but don’t tell anyone. I heard that people in the city have been beating dogs lately. I wonder if your master has beaten you recently? Your old master misses you!
26.注意啦，夏季空调省电攻略送给你，我多年的经验，是朋友才告诉你：第一步，找到空调电源；第二步，拔掉电源；第三步，检查效果，看，电表转慢了吧。
26. Pay attention, here’s a summer air conditioner power-saving strategy for you, based on my years of experience. I’m only telling you because we’re friends: Step 1, find the air conditioner power supply; Step 2, unplug it; Step 3, check the effect. See, the electric meter is slowing down.
27.你性感的小后背真的是让我想入非非…圆润光滑，我真的好想上前…把你据为己有，可是不行呀！香喷喷的烤鸭，客人还没到齐，我也不能动筷呀！
27. Your sexy little back really makes me daydream… round and smooth, I really want to come forward and claim you as my own, but I can’t! The delicious roast duck, the guests haven’t arrived yet, and I can’t start eating!
28.萤火虫在黑夜里那叫一个闪亮，鹤立鸡群那叫显眼，马在驴中那叫出众，猪八戒在猪圈那叫俊俏，你和猩猩站在一起那叫……帅了个呆的！
28. Fireflies shine brightly in the dark night, standing out like a crane among chickens, a horse among donkeys, and Zhu Bajie in a pigsty. You standing with an ape is… incredibly handsome!
29.春天的花很艳，那是你明媚的笑容；夏天的太阳炽热，那是你的激情；秋天的硕果累累，那是你的收成；冬天的风吹来了，小青娃，你该冬眠了！
29. The flowers in spring are gorgeous, like your bright smile; the summer sun is scorching, like your passion; the autumn harvest is bountiful, like your achievements; the winter wind is blowing, little frog, it’s time for you to hibernate!
30.听说那天你披了一个破麻袋，迈着怪怪的步伐；被当做小偷给抓起来了，还给你带上了狗牌？
30. I heard that you wore a tattered sack that day, walked with strange steps, and were caught as a thief, even given a dog tag?
31.真是一件怪事？刚拨了一下你的手机，提示音回复：对方正在裸奔。怕听错了！又拨了过去，这时候提示音回复：对不起，所拨的用户已奔出地球。
31. What a strange thing? I just called your mobile phone, and the prompt said: The recipient is running naked. Afraid I heard wrong! I called again, and this time the prompt said: Sorry, the user you dialed has run out of the Earth.
32.为了你，我做了好多准备，专门跑了一趟超市，买了许多你需要的东西，这下子好了，万事具备，你这只鸭子终于可以下锅了。
32. For you, I’ve done a lot of preparations, ran to the supermarket specifically, and bought many things you need. Now everything is ready, and you, this duck, can finally be cooked.
33.你真的想知道我喜欢你的哪一点吗？可是我真的不敢说出口，但是又不得不说出口。我就是喜欢你离我远一点。
33. Do you really want to know what I like about you? But I’m really afraid to say it, yet I have to. I just like you to stay away from me.
34.头像萝卜，身材似西瓜，脸如香蕉，酸得像山楂。伴着成长都是泥沙，猜猜是谁来吧。——原来是你这个大傻瓜。
34. Your avatar is like a radish, your body is like a watermelon, your face is like a banana, and you’re as sour as hawthorn. You’ve grown up with mud and sand, guess who it is? It turns out to be you, big fool!
35.实在有点想你了，很想和你一起见见面，就这样地看看你，可我真的又不想……我心里好乱—-每次看到你我都心里乱跳，精神病院检查结果出来了，你真的是脑残！
35. I really miss you a little, and I really want to meet you. Just look at you like this, but I really don’t want to… My heart is so messy - every time I see you, my heart races, and the mental hospital’s test results are out. You’re really mentally disabled!
36.我很希望能一定陪在你的身边，你睡得好吗？吃得饱吗？晚上会冷吗？我知道你总不会照顾自己。每次我一走开，你就会从猪栏里跳出来！
36. I really hope I can be by your side. Do you sleep well? Are you full? Will you be cold at night? I know you never take care of yourself. Every time I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!
37.我一直想对你说三个字，可你知道它的份量，我怕一旦说出咱们连朋友都没得做。可我控制不住感情鼓起勇气对你说：你是猪。
37. I’ve always wanted to say three words to you, but you know their weight. I’m afraid that once I say it, we won’t even be friends anymore. But I can’t control my feelings and muster the courage to say to you: You are a pig.
38.五脏属五行，肝属木，心属火，肺属金，肾属水，脾属土。我帮你算了一下，原来你五行缺火和金，难怪那么长时间不请我吃饭，原来你没心没肺啊！
38. The five organs belong to the five elements: the liver belongs to wood, the heart belongs to fire, the lungs belong to metal, the kidneys belong to water, and the spleen belongs to earth. I calculated for you, and it turns out that you lack fire and metal. No wonder you haven’t invited me to dinner for such a long time. It turns out you have no heart and no lungs!
39.沐浴着微风，你潇洒轻松；沐浴着阳光，你玉树临风；你味道浓浓，鸡鸭鱼肉都需要你的调控，你是厨房里的英雄！我不能没有你，大葱！
39. Bathed in the breeze, you are relaxed and elegant; bathed in the sunlight, you are like a handsome tree; your taste is strong, and chicken, duck, fish, and meat all need your control. You are the hero in the kitchen! I can’t live without you, green onion!
40.学语文就是为了发短信；学数学就是为了数钞票；学英语就是为了装洋气；学物理就是为了制造原子弹；学美术就是为了不用看二师兄的照片也能画得像你！
40. Learning Chinese is for sending text messages; learning math is for counting money; learning English is for pretending to be fashionable; learning physics is for making atomic bombs; learning art is for drawing you without looking at the photos of Brother Pig!
41.今夜的月光真的很美很美，真想与你一起漫步在大街上，我好喜欢和你一起肩并肩的走着的感觉……只是，我害怕别人用异样的眼光看我，毕竟晚上带头猪上街，很容易被人注意的！
41. Tonight’s moonlight is really beautiful, and I really want to walk with you on the street. I like the feeling of walking side by side with you… but I’m afraid that people will look at me strangely, after all, it’s easy to attract attention when walking with a pig on the street at night!
42.最近一段时间老流行着老鼠爱大米，这让我不由自主地想起了你。你那柔若无骨的肌肤，你那弱不禁风的小身了，真让我提心吊胆：该死的虫子！不要再来祸害我家的米了！
42. Recently, the song “Mouse Loves Rice” has been popular, which reminds me of you involuntarily. Your skin is so soft and delicate, and your body is so weak that it makes me worry: Damn bug! Don’t harm my rice anymore!
43.我好想你哟，什么时候才能见到你？你想得我晚上都睡不着，辗转反侧，难以入眠，夜不能寐。借我的钱该还了吧？
43. I miss you so much, when can I see you? You make me sleepless at night, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, and unable to rest. It’s about time you returned the money you borrowed from me, right?
44.在我的眼里，你一直无忧无虑，吃饭是那么香那么甜，睡觉时都那么舒坦。有时候感觉：真羡慕你这样的小狗生活！
44. In my eyes, you have always been carefree, eating so deliciously and sweetly, and sleeping so comfortably. Sometimes I feel: I really envy your dog-like life!
45.你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝发了脾气，活下去，没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽！
45. You have a creative appearance, and living is your courage. Ugliness is not your intention; it’s God who lost his temper. Keep living, without you, who will set off the beauty of the world!
46.你与我静静地走在家乡的小路上，你害羞地低头不语。乡亲们见了我都说：好孩子，打扮得干净又漂亮，可惜这么小年纪就出来放猪！
46. Walking quietly with you on the small path in our hometown, you shyly lower your head and don’t speak. The villagers see me and say: What a good child, dressed clean and beautiful, but it’s a pity that you’re so young and already herding pigs!
47.自我感觉良好的往下来，自我感觉幽默的往下来，自我感觉有魅力的往下看，自我感觉聪明的往下来，嗯，是挺不要脸的。
47. For those who feel good about themselves, scroll down; for those who feel humorous, scroll down; for those who feel charming, scroll down; for those who feel smart, scroll down. Well, it’s quite shameless.
48.夜已深，独自走在小巷，突然觉得好孤独，好寂寞，好害怕，我心中急切地想着你，念着你，盼着你，要是你在我身边该多好啊，我真的很需要你——手电筒！
48. The night is deep, walking alone in the alley, suddenly feeling so lonely, so lonely, and so scared. I desperately think of you, miss you, and long for you in my heart. If only you were by my side, I really need you - flashlight!
49.记得我那次真的狠下心了，扭头准备离开，身后传来了你无助的哭声与撕心裂肺的喊叫，突然之间我感觉到了我是多么地需要你。我一回身把你抱紧：“这头猪我真的不卖了！”
49. I remember that time when I really made up my mind to leave, turning my head and preparing to walk away. Then, I heard your helpless crying and heart-wrenching shouting behind me. Suddenly, I realized how much I needed you. I turned around and hugged you tightly: “I really won’t sell this pig!”
50.真希望和你一起去看海，却一直没有去；真希望和你去登山，却因茫然而没有去；真希望和你一起去流浪，结果碰到了警察，说：逛街不许带狗！
50. I really wish to see the sea with you, but we never went; I truly hope to climb mountains with you, but we didn’t go due to confusion; I truly hope to wander with you, but we ended up encountering the police, who said: “No dogs allowed when shopping!”
51.不知道从什么时候起，要清理那些长得丑的有点傻的人！你快点整理一下东西，出去避一下吧，不用跟别人说是我告你的，也不用谢我了！
51. I don’t know when it started, but they’re cleaning up people who are ugly and a bit silly! Hurry up and pack your things, go out to avoid it for a while, don’t tell anyone it was me who warned you, and don’t thank me!
52.昨天有人在背后说你是猪，为了你，我和他大打出手，他妈的，哪能因为人家长的像什么就说人家是什么，你说对不？
52. Yesterday, someone was saying behind your back that you’re a pig. For your sake, I got into a big fight with them. How could they call you what you look like? You know that’s not right, right?
53.跟你认识这么久了，你一直对我很关心，实在不晓得怎么报答你，下辈子做牛做马，我一定拔草给你吃！
53. I’ve known you for so long, and you’ve always been very caring towards me. I really don’t know how to repay you. In my next life, when I’m a cow or a horse, I’ll definitely graze grass for you!
54.在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！
54. In my eyes, you always look carefree, eating with great relish, and sleeping soundly… I’m really envious of you. Sometimes I think, being a pig like you is not so bad after all!
55.你长得真不够巧，鼻子好像老油条；眼睛好像红辣椒；眉毛好像两把刀；走起路来两边倒；好像螃蟹昏倒了。
55. You’re not very well-proportioned in appearance; your nose looks like an old fried dough stick, your eyes like red chili peppers, your eyebrows like two knives, and you walk lopsided as if a crab had fainted.
56.昨天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了，真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的。
56. Someone saw you yesterday, and you were still as charming as ever, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking so carefree and at ease… I don’t know how you managed to outrun the rabbit back then.
57.八戒化斋一直未归。这天，一个酷似八戒的人从远处走来，悟空说可能是妖精，唐僧说：发条短信试试，回的就是八戒，不回就是妖精！
57. Bajie has been gone for a long time, seeking alms. Today, a person who looks very much like Bajie is walking from afar. Wukong said he might be a demon, and Tang Seng said: “Let’s send a text message to test, if they reply, it’s Bajie; if not, it’s a demon!”
58.夏日周末，酷暑炎热，骄阳似火，我很想你。一想你就浑身燥热，一燥热就特别想和你见面，一见面我就迫不及待地想扑进你的怀里…我亲爱的游泳池！
58. On a summer weekend, the scorching sun blazes like fire, and I miss you so much. Every time I think of you, I feel hot all over, and when I’m hot, I especially want to meet you. Once we meet, I can’t wait to jump into your arms… my dear swimming pool!
59.请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！
59. Please first touch your rosy little face, then feel your belly! Alright! This pig-raising knowledge lecture ends here, see you tomorrow!
60.自从我第一次看见你时，就已经深深地被你吸引住了，你的那行为举止，让我忍不住实在想多看你两眼，现在我实在憋不住了，想对你说：你简直就是一只会两条腿走路的小狗。
60. Since the first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted to you. Your behavior and demeanor made me unable to resist looking at you more, and now I can’t hold it in anymore. I want to tell you: you are just like a little dog walking on two legs.
61.给马桶好好擦了身以后，马桶为了感谢我，问我有什么愿望可以帮我实现，我就说：希望你帮我照顾正在看短信的这头猪！希望他每次便便的时候都开开心心！
61. After cleaning the toilet thoroughly, the toilet thanked me and asked if there was any wish it could help me fulfill. I said: “I hope you can help me take care of the pig who is reading this message! I hope he is always happy when he uses the toilet!”
62.你是江南第八怪，不回家总在外，不喝酒老吃菜，不谈情老做爱，做爱经常套不带，常拿小姐当被盖，不给钱竟耍懒，经常让人拿脚踹。
62. You are the eighth weirdo from the south of the Yangtze River, never going home and always staying out. You don’t drink alcohol but eat lots of vegetables, don’t talk about love but have sex often, and frequently have sex without a condom. You treat prostitutes as if they were quilts, and when you don’t pay, you act lazy, often getting kicked by others.
63.前天我送你回家，走到一幢豪华的大楼前，你深情地看着我说到了，你回去吧。我久久望着你的背影，看见上面写着四个字：精神病院。
63. The day before yesterday, I walked you home, and when we arrived in front of a luxurious building, you looked at me affectionately and said it was there. I watched you leave, and saw four characters written above: Mental Hospital.
64.刚听说你被拐卖，真的把我吓坏，你虽然从小痴呆，但对社会无害，谁人如此大胆，竟敢拿你去卖，我真替他担心，卖得掉才怪。
64. I just heard that you were kidnapped, and it really scared me. Although you have been mentally challenged since childhood, you are harmless to society. Who would dare to sell you? I really worry for them; it would be strange if they could sell you.
65.今晚夜色很美，很想跟你分享，很想带你一起欣赏……不过，我怕别人用异样的眼光看我们，毕竟晚上带只蠢猪出门，是很难不引起旁人注意的！
65. The night sky is beautiful tonight, and I really want to share it with you, and take you to appreciate it together… But I’m afraid that people will look at us strangely, after all, taking a silly pig out at night is hard not to attract attention!
66.公猪马上被杀，只听对主人苦苦哀求：杀我不要紧，只是求你们不要让我老婆看到，不要让她难过，不要打扰她，就让它在那里玩她的手机吧。
66. The boar is about to be killed, and he pleads to his master: “It doesn’t matter if you kill me, but please don’t let my wife see it, don’t let her be sad, don’t disturb her, just let her play with her phone there.”
67.四只小猪地上坐，突然之间少一个。那个小猪在那里，原来在看短消息。
67. Four little pigs are sitting on the ground, and suddenly one is missing. Where is that little pig? It turns out it’s reading a text message.
68.你表现出色立了大功，组织决定嘉奖你。你脖子挂着奖章坐在桌边，面对丰盛的宴席你不为所动，我疑惑间，却见你飞身越起，扑向一物，仔细一看：一根骨头。
68. You have performed well and made a great contribution, and the organization has decided to reward you. You sit at the table with a medal around your neck, facing a sumptuous feast, and you are unmoved. I am puzzled, but then I see you jump up and pounce on something. Upon closer inspection, it is: a bone.
69.一直想见到你，却因事忙不能和你想见，今天终于有时间了。所以我特意来狗窝看看你。
69. I have always wanted to see you, but I couldn’t meet you due to being busy. Today, I finally have time. So I came to the doghouse to see you.
70.你知道吗，今天癞蛤蟆向天鹅表白了，天鹅说：谁长成你这样子还不如去死！癞蛤蟆不服气：那隔壁的猪头还活得好好的呢！猪头郁闷地说：我只是在看短信，咋又中枪了？
70. Do you know, today the toad confessed to the swan, and the swan said: “If anyone looks like you, it’s better to die!” The toad was unconvinced: “But the pig head next door is still living well!” The pig head said gloomily: “I’m just reading a text message, how did I get hit again?”
71.养在家里的是家猪，生在山中的叫野猪，读这信息的是蠢猪，如果在笑的是笨猪，生气的是肥猪，不理我的是死猪，不回复的连猪都不如。
71. Those raised at home are domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are wild boars, those reading this message are silly pigs, those who laugh are stupid pigs, those who get angry are fat pigs, those who ignore me are worse than pigs, and those who don’t reply are not even as good as pigs.
72.最近流行老鼠爱大米，让我不禁想起你。你柔若无骨的嫩肌肤，你弱不禁风的小身体，真是让我提心又吊胆：该死的米虫！可别来祸害我家的米！
72. Recently, it’s popular for mice to love rice, which reminds me of you. Your tender and delicate skin, your frail body, really make me worried: Damn rice worm! Don’t come to harm my family’s rice!
73.大家注意了，智力大比拼：选手是象，猪和你。比赛结果已经出来了：第一是象要比猪强，你要比象强。最后的排名是：你象猪。好的，来点掌声！
73. Attention everyone, intelligence competition: The contestants are elephant, pig, and you. The results are in: First, the elephant is stronger than the pig, and you are stronger than the elephant. The final ranking is: You are like a pig. Okay, let’s have some applause!
74.有了你以后，我相信命运的安排；有了你以后，我相信缘份的注定；可能这所有一切都是在冥冥之中牵引着你和我。真想生气地说：我上辈子我欠了你多少啊！
74. After having you, I believe in fate; after having you, I believe in predestined relationships; maybe all of this is guiding you and me in the unseen world. I really want to say angrily: How much did I owe you in my last life!
75.说你是凤凰，我说你是乌鸦；你说你是玫瑰花，我说你是？]蛤蟆；你说你是活泼的小鹿，我说你是淘气的小猪！
75. If I say you are a phoenix, I say you are a crow; if I say you are a rose, I say you are a ?] Toad; if you say you are a lively deer, I say you are a mischievous little pig!
76.你好可爱——可怜没人爱；你长得真不错——长得这样真的不是你的错；你是天才——天生的蠢才；你很气质——小气又神经质。
76. You are so cute - pitiful that no one loves you; you look really good - it’s really not your fault to look like this; you are a genius - a nat
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